Inu: a true story of two great friends of mine, and what the other Alternates call the 'Best Friend Duo of Weirdness', those two are…Alternate Ness and Alternate Ninten!

~START~

When they play chess, anything could happen…

"Okay, pick a partner for chess!" The teacher announced. Automatically, there was Ness and Ninten already in line together. They always played chess together, no one knew why. "Remember level zero!"

"Friggin' level zero…" Ninten muttered. "YOU CAN'T SILENCE ME!" The teacher gave him a look and he became quiet.

"So you turned in the chess form?" Ness asked, Ninten nodded.

"Don't worry 'bout it!" Ninten laughed. "I got it all under control!...sometimes!"

The two went in the library and got a chess board, then starting their silent game of chess. The game was REALLY slow and they consentrated…somewhat. Exclude the fact when they wanted to murder each other for taking pieces. Let's actually see how this game went!

First off, Ness' queen was taken by Ninten, Ness gave him a look. Ninten only shrugged and continued to enjoy messing around with the piece while he played the game with the other. A little later, Ness took some revenge by taking a bishop from Ninten, or as Ninten called them the 'Ness and Lucas' of the game board. "You killed yourself!" Ninten laughed, using his telepathy on his friend.

"No, that was Lucas!" Ness stated.

"Wrong~! Ness is the one on the dark squares, Lucas is over here in front of Link!" Ninten smirked. Link was the king of Ninten's set, as he didn't like just calling them 'king' or 'pawn', they HAD to have names.

"Well whatever! Now that's Lucas!" Ness growled.

"So youre going to kill our other friend!?" Ninten asked. "I think Claus would kill you first!" He smirked as his 'Claus', or his rook, took out a knight. "REVENGE OF NESS!"

"I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M THE ENEMY!" Ness shouted and slapped Ninten upside the head slightly.

"Ow! Mean!" Ninten smiled. "I was talking about the Ness I actually like!"

"Ninten, dude, I am the only Ness you know!" Ness sighed. Telapathy was great! They could still talk and the teacher never knew!

"Ness, dude, you aren't a bishop." Ninten smirked and patted his friend's head. Ness growled outloud. "Haha, what did I do?"

"Shut up Ninten!" Ness smirked. "Because I'm going to win!"

"What? No you are-"

"Checkmate." Ness smirked. Ninten stared at the bored, amazed that his friend was able to beat him. Ninten slapped Ness on the arm lightly and glared.

"I just wasn't paying attention!" Ninten made an excuse for his loss. The two were very competitive so Ninten never wanted to lose. He was fine losing to Lucas, Claus, and Travis, but Ness? Yeah, no. That DOES NOT happen in Ninten's world.

"Uh-huh, suuure Ninten!" Ness rolled his eyes.

"Okay, everyone reset your chess boards!" The teacher announced, meaning class was over and Ninten didn't get to murder the crap out of Ness.

Then again, that's just what happens when they play chess.

~END~

Inu: yup, they're retards, but I don't mind. And I do know Alternate Travis in which Sni wishes she knew Travis!