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It was 4:00 PM and a tiny box went into the penguin habitat "What is that?" Kowalski said to himself. "I think it's a box!" Private said. "I know that!" Kowalski replied. As the box came down, Skipper came out of the secret hatch. A little kitten came out. "Hello!" Private said to the kitten. "Yo, Alice, did the kitten get there for the mix up zoo day?" said a voice from Alice's walkie talkie. "Yeah, Henry." Alice replied. "Wha? Why is a cat in here?" Skipper asked. "I believe it's Zoo Mix Up Day." Kowalski replied. "Mew!" The kitten meowed. She cuddled toward Kowalski and said "Dada." "I'm not your father!" Kowalski said. "Kowalski, cool it!", Skipper snapped, "The girl's adorable." The next day she crawled all over the HQ but folowing none other than Kowalski. All the animals in the Zoo loved her and Julien and Marlene even got custody! One day when they got a crib for her, the kitten called out, "DADA! I WAN' DADA!" "Okay..." Private said. "NO, Not fwiend Daddy!" that kitten replied. "Huh?" Rico mumbled. "NO, DADDY! NOT UNCLE!" "Me?" Skipper asked. "NU-UH!DADDY!" "Me? Really?" Kowalski said. "Daddy!Yay!" the kitten said. Then Kowalski felt the warmth of the kitten's fur and love and wispered, "Kawaii." "That's her name?" Private asked. "Yes." Kowalski replied. A year later, when Julien saw her, he said "My heir to the throne is here! You are now Princess Juliana Christian Tina Jen the 3rd." "Okay!" Kawaii replied. He picked her up and swung her around and she squealed, "WHEE!!!" Kowalski had a warm smile on his face when she got back. "So... Did it go well?" he asked. "Yup." "Okay, everyone remembers the Schedueled Matenence, right?" Skipper asked. "Yes!" Kawaii replied cheerfully. "Okay, then." Skipper said. Afer that, Kawaii made a diary entry. It read: "Dear Diary, Today went well. I went to Uncle Julien's and Aunt Marlene's and had schedueled matenence. Daddy's been really happy lately. Something good must of happened, right? I'll find out soon, I hope. There's no one to play with but Mort, though, so I hope it's a friend who's coming to the zoo. The good news is that my birthday is coming soon but I think maybe that's why Daddy was so exited. Oh, daddy's calling, gotta go. Kawaii." "Kawaii, come here." Kowalski said.