I've been reading a lot of really good parody's latly so I thought i'd con tribute!

Yay my second Fanfic. Read and enjoy!

Fuuka Academy -Student Council Room

There was a giant explosion and a very startled blond flew through the air bursting throught the student council window and rolled to a stop in a very Haruka style landing.

She was sitting with her back to the wall uppside down with her legs gracefully draped over her head.

The rooms ocupants were still in shock as a second Haruka burst throught another window drop rolling in to the room wearing a strange flowing robe.

"Come on girl!" the older Haruka yelled "It takes guts to be on the Student Council!" holding her clenched fist up she took a stance of determination.

All the occupants of the room sweat dropped.

Meanwhile across the campass...

"Shizuru,..ah!..No stop it! Your not allowed to touch that!"

Frantic screams could be heard from the door that Nao was to scared to open. She had been sent to find Shizuru so that the council could deal with its curent cloning problem.

The science club had some brilient ideas and some very inteligent students in it and they had decided to try and clone a human being, just for the heck of it.

Unfortunatly, for the students, Haruka had heard about it and whilts screaming that it was "Undercover!"

"Unethical, Haruka." Yukino sighed

Haruka had triped and fallen onto the device. Thus they now had two angry Haruka's mispronouncing at each other.

Back to the situation at hand.

"But Na-su-ki's clather tastes soooo good!"

"Shizuru! Stop that's my clather go touch your own!" a paniced Natsuki yelled

Nao listened carefully with her ear against the door. She was getting anoyed fast, some one kept knoking things over so she couldn't make out all the words.

"No! Stop, stop right now! Stop poking my clunk, Shizuru you heard me stop it if you put your fingers in any deeper you'll reck my bang, and promised myself i'd save that for Nao!" Natsuki said knocking something of a table.

Pulling back from the door Nao blushed furiously, all the blood went to her face. As she felt her face, it was burning.

"Hey Nao have you seen Natsuki?" Mai said walking up behind her friend "What happened Nao, your face is so red? Do you have a feaver?" she said touching Nao's brow.

"Um...she's...um..I haven't..um seen her..."

Nao had been rendered speechless by Natsuki's words. Just as Mai began to walk away there was a loud bang from the room they were standing in front of.

"Natsuki!" they heard Shizuru yell.

At thinking of what she had heard them saying before Nao blushed again and Mai opened the door.

"Wait Mai, there bus...y?" Nao started to say

"Oh there you are Natsuki I was wondering were you were. Yukino need's your help with a Haruka problem, same with you Shizuru. You'd better hurry it's getting nasty in there a few more students fell on the cloner! I've already got a double Makoto problem. She was chasing a cat and they both fell on it. So I now have another one but the new one has cat ears!" and with that Mai ran off after a catgirl that ran past the door way.

Looking back in to the student kitchens Nao stared at the two girls infront of her.

Natsuki had tripped on a rolling pin and was sitting on the floor rubbing her head and Shizuru was poking Natsuki's cake.

Yes CAKE! ( seriously get your mind out of the gutter )

"Um..how do you say it 'Caught red handed', or in this case stiky fingered?!" Shizuru said embarased that she had been caught poking at Natsuki's culanry creation.

"Um I think i'll go see what is wrong with Haruka." she said quickly escaping the room in a flash.

"This is for you!" Natsuki said happily holding up a tray with the cake on it out to Nao.

Then two things happened at once, Nao smiled and reached for the tray and Mikoto's clone flew straight through the cake, eating a huge mouthfull and spraying the rest of it everywere.

There was silence.

"W-what just happened?" Natsuki asked surprised, she had icing sprayed allover her.

"No idea." Nao said, leaning in she licked an big blob of icing of Natsuki's cheek and walked off down the hall.

"Thanks for the cake!" she said waving over her shoulder at a stunned Natsuki.

But she was only stunned for a second.

Grining at the retreating figure Natsuki laughted evily, she had laced that icing with so many packets of laxatives that Shizuru said it might make Nao blow up if she ate it, so even that drop of icing would send Nao racing to find a toilet. Grining evily she smirked, that's for painting my bike pink! Enjoy Nao enjoy!

Then a thought hit her.

"MIKOTO!!" she screamed running in the direction of the catgirl.

Now that you have read it go back and replace the , clatter clunk and bang's with the word CAKE! And it will all seem harmless. You little Hentia's!

And that is how the Otome were born!!

Please review! And should I continue this or just make it a oneshot!

I think I should explain it more!

and a special thanks to my Beta reader, you rock girl!!