STFU!
By dead-body-number-2
Author's Note: Just a short little drabble I decided to toss off.
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McGee's day had started off badly and kept getting worse. He overslept. There was no hot water in his apartment so he had to take a cold shower. His car wouldn't start and he had to take the bus. During the ride he noticed a billboard with the message, "Cheer up, it could be worse." He chuckled to himself, "How?"
At work things continued to go downhill. He had forgotten his phone. Gibbs was pissed about the lack of progress on their latest case. Tony had rambled on and on about his latest conquest. Ziva kept yelling in Hebrew to someone on the phone.
McGee decided to work down in Abby's lab to get away from them for while, but Abby had her latest death metal infatuation blasting on her boom box and insisted on talking about how great this band was. The situation continued to deteriorate as Tony, Ziva and Gibbs entered the lab arguing about what they needed to do to solve the case.
McGee tried to tune them all out with some success, but then it happened. The L key on the keyboard stopped working. He had reached his breaking point. He grabbed the keyboard and slammed it down on the table. Keycaps and pieces of plastic went flying.
Everyone stopped talking and looked at McGee.
Abby said, "Hey, you killed Frank!" as she muted the music.
McGee's turned on Abby and yelled, "Shut up. Shut up YOU STUPID BITCH!"
Tony's jaw dropped. Ziva's eyes went wide and she softly said," McGee?" Gibbs' face, as usual, betrayed no emotion. Abby stared at him with fear and hurt in her eyes as a single tear rolled down her cheek.
"Oh shit!" thought McGee. "The sign was right. It just got worse."