A/N: Alright, so this is my new story! I really loved the Movie Juno, and it inspired me to write a fanfiction. This is not like the movie in a few ways, but just read and you'll find out what I mean. It starts with Juno talking to you! Then it goes to the scene where she tells him she's pregnant, but it doesn't happen like in the movie. Big thanks to my friends Julie and Rachel (Soar on the Wind) for helping edit and revise/ come up with ideas for this!

Disclaimer: I don't own Bleeker, unfortunately. Maybe some day...

Chapter 1

Sleeping Beauty

Tic-Tacs.

Magical, horrible orange mints.

They melt right on your tongue and give you a moment of happiness, then take it away from you just as fast as you got it.

Tic Tacs are a lot like Bleeker and me, and what happened a couple of weeks ago.

He knocked me up.

We were both so happy during that moment, him in his hopelessly old chair. But neither of us knew what that seemingly happy moment of our lives could turn into.

"Hey Bleek," I tried to start the conversation with a bang while sitting on stolen, 70's-looking, garage sale furniture, while Bleeker walked out of his house and onto the stoop. He was wearing his classic brighter-than-the-sun shorts, and his track team top.

"Yeah," What a response.

"You know back when in the middle ages or whatever, do you think that teenagers ever got pregnant? Because if you think about it, they got married so young that you can't help but wonder…" What the crap was I saying? Rambling on about middle-aged men knocking up their 13 year old wives?

"I- I mean… I don't know, I guess. Why?"

"Just wondering, because…"

Here we go… I wonder if this is the kind of thinking that goes through the mind of a serial killer before he strikes his next victim.

"I'm apparently fertile myrtle and you got me pregnant," It's out into the cosmic, black hole darkness that is the world.

I'm pretty sure Bleek just had a mini stroke, but he speedily recovered and stood up.

Oh, wait.

He fainted.

"Bleeker!" I ran over to him like I was sitting on hot coals.

"Wake up Goldie!" I shoved him, and he rolled over and stared at me, his eyes almost popping out of his sockets.

"Bleek, are you okay?"

"I- I- You're pregnant?" He managed to gasp out.

"Either that or I ate some really bad Chinese," I replied with sarcasm lining my voice as I chuckled. He didn't find it that funny.

"What are we going to do?" He asked, I'm assuming, partially in the shock zone.

"I don't want to give it up, or have an abortion. Plus, who would want a messed up kid with my genes? No one, that's who,"

"But- I gue-"

"Shh" I put a finger to his lips. "You might faint again Sleeping Beauty," I laughed.

Now hit the lovely little review button! Because I won't update unless I get a crap-load of reviews. (I know where you live.)

And also! I'm not going to write the part where they tell her dad and step mom because I really loved how they did it in the movie, and I don't want to ruin that.