Emma: all right, who gave hook a phone

Charming: hook has a phone?

Emma: NOOOOOOOOO

Charming: ?

Emma: not u 2!

Charming: What?

Emma: hook has been driving me insane, he wont stop with the '?' thing!

Charming: ...

Emma: hey, it gets annoying when u r on the receiving end of it

Charming: Sure

Hook: ?

Emma: AGH

Hook: I enjoy this device ;)

Emma: GET OUT

Hook: how can I get out, love, i'm txting u :)

Charming: Oh gawd

Hook: ?

Charming: I c wat u mean now emma

Hook: ?

Charming: Emma(question mark)

Hook: ?

Charming: EMMA!


Regina: Snow White killed my mother! She MUST pay for what she's done.

Emma: ok... thats creepy as hell

Emma: hello?

Charming: NOOO! NOT THE '?' AGAIN!

Emma: Ok... but wats up with the whole "she must pay 4 wat shes done" thing

Hook: she sends it to everyone, love :)

Charming: stay away from my daughter, im warning you!

Charming: i'm a rainbow belt in karate!

Hook: oooh im so scared :)

Hook: ?

Snow: i think im just gonna go let regina kill me

Charming: Wait... what was that

Emma: brb

Charming: snow

Charming: emma

Charming: ANYONE

Hook: ?


Cora: :)

Hook: whats that

Cora: :)

Hook: isnt that my thing

Cora: MINE!

Hook: ok...

Cora: :)

Hook: ur really starting 2 scare me now

Cora: :)

Hook: Umm

Cora: :)

Hook: LET THIS BE WAR

Cora: :)

Hook: ?

Cora: :)

Hook: ?

Cora: :)

Hook: ?

Cora: :)

Hook: ?

Cora: :)

Hook: ?

Cora: :)

Hook: ?

Cora: :)

Hook: ?

Cora: :)

Hook: ?

Cora: Be right back, I'm going to go kill some peasants now.

Hook: ?

Cora: :


Gold: And you press "send" to post it out into the chat room.

Belle: Ok, i see

Gold: Done!

Belle: yay now i can text! :)

Cora: STAY AWAY FROM MY SMILEY FACE, NOOB!

Belle: ?

Gold: ?

Belle: What was that

Gold: no clue


Regina: You can't find me! I'm a snake in the grass!

Emma: I can c u through ur kitchen window, ur eating cereal and watching

football

Regina: Stalker.

Emma: Is that "Whole Foods" cereal?

Regina: Umm... no.

Emma: bc the box looks like it

Regina: Umm... no.

Emma: You eat Whole Foods cereal(question mark)

Regina: Maybe

Emma: Too bad 4 u, Whole foods just blew up due to henry and dynamite

Charming: there were innocent people in there!

Regina: And gluten-free cereal!

Emma: ...


Regina: Oh, gluten-free cereal. I shall forever mourn you.

Henry: mom, why is there a cereal box on the counter that had "RIP" written on it in Sharpie?

Regina: No reason. But, is it true that you blew up Whole Foods?

Henry: maybe

Regina: Henry, did you?

Henry: JK, no I didn't

Henry: Where would i get explosives anyway

Regina: Ok... well, only because I trust you.

Regina: Wait a minute... where did you get that phone?

Henry: Umm...

Regina: HENRY?

Henry: What

Regina: Did you steal that phone?

Henry: Umm... nope

Hook: Stop using my '?'! It's mine!

Regina: No, it isn't, and after I cast this spell to remove '?', you won't ever see it

again!

Hook: thts some dark feelings right there, luv

Henry: im... i think... i think im gonna go play Emma's wii now... bye

Regina: Henry!

Regina: Get back here, young man!

Regina: Whose phone is that?

Hook: AGH