Hello all you good folks! Yes, another Fruits Basket. But I just LOVE it! It's so cute! But anywhozle, here's another one! R&R, please! Love ya!

Chapter One: Shigure's Pervyness

"Tohruuuuuu!"

Tohru came running in the living room where Shigure was leaning back on the couch.

"What is it Shigure?" she asked with a small smile, her eyes always too big and friendly.

"Tohru, c'mere. Sit next to me if you will." Shigure motioned with his hand to Tohru to make her sit with him.

She blinked but followed his wishes.

"Tohru, would you like to- ow!"

Tohru blinked, again, and looked up to see Yuki. He punched Shigure upside the head.

"Owwwwwwwiiiieeee! Why did you do that for Yuki?" Shigure cried, fake tears in his eyes, "I just wanted Tohru to-"

"I don't want to know! Come on Miss Honda, lets go somewhere else."

"Oh, ok..." Tohru stood, she had that dumb smile on her face when she reached Yuki. "Oh! I just remembered! I have to go to the store, we're running low on some stuff!"

Yuki smiled, "Ok. I'll come help you."

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At the store, Tohru and Yuki were in the meats section.

"I still don't see why he came..." Yuki sighed. Just then, Shigure sped by on a cart yelling 'weee' like an idiot.

"Oh, he just wanted to help I'm sure!" Tohru smiled at him.

"Yeah, help make fools of us..."

Shigure popped up next to them. "Oh, come now Yuki! Even a grown man can have some fun every once-in-a-while!"

Yuki rolled his eyes.

"Ok! I'm done! We can go home now." Tohru started walking to the register. Forgetting all about Yuki and Shigure.

"She... she forgot us again... didn't she..?" Shigure asked, his bangs in front of his eyes.

"Yes..."

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"Tohru, my dear girl. Come sit next to- OW!!!"

"How many times do I have to tell you... don't call her your dear girl!"

"You didn't have to hit me with a pan!"

Shigure was sitting in the living room, on the couch. Now he was in the floor, holding the back of his head. Yuki was standing over him with a bored look on his face, holding a pan in the left hand.

Tohru came running in. "Hey, Yuki? Do you know where my pan.... Um... why is it in your hand..?"

"Um... don't ask.... Just do your thing and make something tasty, ok Miss. Honda?" He gave that small smile he always gives. Of course, Tohru blushed and nodded. Then turning to go back into the kitchen.

"Yuuuukkkiii... why do you always dooo that? I just wanted to talk to her for a bit, that's all" Shigure whined.

Yuki sighed, "Would you like some cheese to go with that whine?"

"Oh, Yuki! You have to be so cruel?"

"I do, if I want you to keep your perverted-ness away from Miss Honda. Just leave her alone, ok? I'm tired..." And with that, Yuki turned and climbed up the stairs. Leaving lonely Shigure on the couch.

"Hmm... I wonder where Kyo is..." He said aloud. "I haven't seen him all day...."

Well... I know it's pretty short... but hey, I'm trying ok?

Wellz, tell me what you think, ok? R&R