Author note of evil: Ok, so I started writing this back in like...-looks-...sometime in 2006, according to my dA. XD Man.

A lot of these will be from 2006 and 2007, I think. I only started working on this story again...last year. XD And I mean to write more. I just need to unlazy myself. But for now, oh, for now. I want to see what people think of my craaaaziness. :D I hope you'll like it. xD

I OWN NOTHING. NOTHING I SAY. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHING.

Rebecca and Michael had just arrived at their cousin Sloane's house, where Sloane's friend Michi also happened to be staying for awhile.

"Hey guys! Ready to have some fun?" Sloane asked her cousins.

"Yup!" they both answered. After they went inside, Sloane introduced them to Michi:

"Guys, this is Michi, Michi, this is Rebecca and Michael."

"Nice to meet you!"-s were heard from them. The group went off and played Tales of Symphonia. They all loved that game so very much. It was a part of their lives now. After that, they had some lunch, which was ramen. Then they read ToS fan fiction on fanfiction dot to the net yo. Just as they were settling down to draw, they heard a bunch of sounds from outside. They ran outside to see a huge void very high in the sky.

"Whoa! What is that?!" exclaimed Rebecca. A bunch of bodies were falling from the void towards the little house.

"Ah! It's like, a graveyard in the sky!" Michael cried. The bodies began too look familiar.

"Hey…those guys look familiar….wait! Those are-!" Michi started when everyone realized that if they didn't do something that their lawn would be a graveyard. Frantcially, Sloane pulled the blanket out from the trunk of her parents' car and everyone held onto the edges, and maneuvered around to catch all the people that were falling. After they had (miraculously ) caught them, the void started to disappear, but before it vanished completely, there were sounds of grunts and anger, and then it disappeared. Everyone stared at the people in the blanket, and their jaws were dropped, as they were staring at the Tales of Symphonia cast- Lloyd, Colette, Genis, Kratos, Raine, Sheena, Zelos, Presea, Regal, Yuan, and Seles. Slowly, Genis started to wake up.

"Wh…what happened? Wh-where am I?" he asked softly, then he noticed the four people staring at him, "Who are you?"

"Chit-chat will be saved for later, you're hurt!" Michi said examining a wound on Genis' arm. Slowly the others started waking up.

"Huh? What….whoa…what happened?" Lloyd asked as he sat up, clutching his wounded side.

"What….happened?" Colette murmured, holding her bruised leg.

"What the HECK happened to you guys?" Michael asked as he was wrapping a wound on Seles' leg.

"…Who are you and where are we?" Kratos asked, not answering the question Michael asked.

"I asked you first!"

"I don't care."

"You should!"

"Well I don't."

"Start caring!"

"Make me."

"You're already made, and man, what a mess!"

"Excuse me??"

"Nothin…"

"….."

Michi, Rebecca, and Sloane slapped their foreheads in unison.

"Nice timing!" Zelos said.

"Thanks," they all replied in unison.

"Nice timing again!"

"Thanks again."

"Still very nice timing!"

"Ok…let's stop or we'll be at this all day…" Sloane said.

"…So…as I asked…who are you and where are we?" Kratos asked in his demanding-mood-and-voice.

"Hmm…who wants to explain?" Michi asked.

"Well…in short…ok, there is NO way to say this in a short way. But anyway…we are four human children, just like most of you guys are humans with the exception of a few half-elves. We live on the planet EARTH, which is where you happen to be now. We don't know how you got here, but there was a big void in the sky, and you guys fell out of it, and we caught you with that blanket, and now I get the feeling you are stuck here." Rebecca said.

"Wait…how did you know that there are half-elves here?" Yuan asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Oh yes…the fun part of explaining…Sloane, you introduced us to the game, you do the explaining," Michael said.

"Gee, thanks a lot. Anyway…how do I put this…you guys…well…there's this game, ok? And you guys happen to be the stars of it. It covers the entire story of reuniting Sylvarant and T'ethealla, and the Giant Kharlan tree being reborn. There are Exspheres, Cruxis Crystals, and monsters too. Mithos, Forcystus, Magnius, Kvar…all those enemies and others were in there too. The Seals used for the World Regeneration Journey, the Chosens, the Church of Martel…name it and it was there," Sloane said, slightly nervous that they might end up being killed for knowing all of this information.

"Whoa….how did you….how did people here…." Sheena stuttered.

"We don't know how they knew, but they did, and they created a game about it, that thousands of people have played," Michi said.

"So you're saying that THOUSANDS of people know about us in this world?" Regal asked, slightly nervously.

"Yup, that about covers it. But they don't know that you exist in real life, they think that you guys are just a figment of someone's imagination," Rebecca said, in a slightly amused tone.

"This is 100% true. There is no need for hostility," Presea told her comrades.

"Now…we answered your questions, please answer ours. What the heck happened?" Michi asked.

"We were…fighting Mithos…and he got really angry…and somehow he opened a portal to your world, apparently," Raine said, "It is ridiculously complex and hard to explain." (In other words, I have no good explanation.)

"Hey, Lloyd. Can't you use the Eternal sword to get you guys back home?" Michael asked.

"Hey, yeah!" Lloyd cried as he took out the sword, and held it up. Nothing happened…until they heard a sound like a phone. A female voice came from the sword.

"Who is calling Master Origin? He is busy with his ladies--I mean, with official business."

"…Umm…this is Lloyd, I like, am the one with the right of the Eternal Sword, and I need to get us home!" Lloyd said.

"Ah, Mr. Droid, allow me to put you on hold."

"It's LLOYD!"

"Of course, Floyd." then random music began to play as Lloyd was put on hold.

"I wonder if they do requests? Play…Ready Steady Go! by L'Arc~En~Ciel!" Rebecca told the sword. That song started playing.

"Whee! Ready Steady Go!!" Michi laughed dancing. The ToS cast watched in shock and amusement. After that song was done, she said "Play the Numa Numa song!" and it started playing.

"When you leave, my colors fade to gray, ooa ooa ey, ooa ooa ooa ey, every word of love I used to say, now I paint it everyday. When you leave, my colors fade to gray, hey little lover stay, or all my colors fade away, every word of love I used to say, now I paint it everyday!" the four Earth-children sang.

"Play Wonderful Days!" Sloane exclaimed. The song started playing, and they danced to it. Even Colette, Sheena, Zelos, and Genis started dancing a little.

"Play Lost Heaven!" Michael cried. All the while poor Lloyd was holding this sword up in the air, waiting for Origin to be done with his "business".

"We are sorry, Mr. Mergatroyd, but Origin left on vacation for a few months…AND I'M GOING WITH HIM! TOODLES!"

"WHAT?! AND IT'S LLOYD!!!!"

"Bye bye, Mr. Boid!"

Click.

"Hey! Aww damn it, now what are we gonna do?" Lloyd groaned.

"Great. Now I got TWO pervs to deal with, first Zelos and now ORIGIN, of all people….Summon Spirits…creatures….whatever…" Sheena groaned.

"Well…until Origin's back from his vacation…what are you guys gonna do?" Michi asked.

"…Got any spare rooms?" Genis asked.

"Uh…depends on what you can tolerate. Can you deal with living in either the basement, garage, or spare room with no bed?" Sloane asked with a sweat drop on her head.

"Aww c'mon, they're always sleeping on the floor anywho!" Michael said.

"They slept on beds in inns!" Rebecca groaned.

"But they slept on the floor or outside a lot!"

"That was when Colette was becoming an angel or when they slept at Hima or Katz Island!"

"BUT what about that time they slept at Zelos' mansion? There were only two beds!"

"There were seats ya know!"

"Not enough for them all!"

"Here we go…the ol' sibling rivalry thing…." Sloane sighed sitting on the grass. The arguing went on for about 20 minutes, until the two lost their voices, then they had no choice but to stop. They had a few cough drops, and when they regained their voices they thought it would be wise not to argue anymore.

"Um…we'll see what the conditions are like in those places…if that's ok!" Colette said, making sure to be polite.

Let's just skip explaining how everything works in the house to the guys, I don't wanna write about Raine in her Ruin-mode right now anyway xD

"Can we watch this "TV" now?" Zelos asked.

"Alright, but NO PORN is allowed," Sloane grumbled.

"Aww…."

"Zelos….you disgust me…." Michi sighed.

"Ouch, that's harsh man!"

"I don't care."

"You should!"

"Well, I don't, so HA!"

"START CARING!"

"GUYS! Are we gonna have a repeat of earlier or are you gonna calm down?" Seles interrupted. Meanwhile Yuan had turned on the TV and was watching Blues Clues, but no one noticed until he started singing "We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, I wonder who it's from!" along with Steve.

"Oh my…." Sloane said.

"Yes Yuan! Bring out your inner child! Bring out your inner 4,000+ year old child!" Michi laughed.

End of chapter one