Title: Mary Sue and Mario
Author: XxStarbuckxX, formerly --Starbuck--
Summary: Ninth in the Mary Sue Series!
Genre: Humor/Parody
Rating: PG
A/N: Coming soon...1 more Mary Sue fic!
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One day there was someone named Mary Sue. She lived in the same GameBoy Color game as Mario did. One day while someone was playing, perfect Mary Sue (who had kicked Peach out of the way and was now the target of Mario's hard work running around and hitting things with his head) decided that she wanted a mind of her own!
So perfect Mary Sue, who looked perfecter than Daisy, jumped out of the tunnel where Mario would never find her, because no one ever won Mario, and started walking off to find Mario.
There were a lot of evil things that tried to attack Mary Sue, but she just showed off her perfectness and they ran away.
Somewhere in between levlels 4433601 and 4433602, Mary Sue, exhausted (because she had already traveled through a million and a half levels) sat down against a square with a question mark on it. She was too perfectly tired to notice that it wasn't perfect.
A few years later, Mario finally came! He wasn't tired, because he was used to this. He hit a box with his head and found a coin. Mary Sue was asleep, but she perfectly woke up when Mario got the coin.
"Mario!" She said in her perfectly pixelated voice.
"Who are you?" He asked in his not-perfect pixelated voice.
"I'm Mary Sue! You've won!"
"But I still have 109364 levels to go!"
"Well, Peach isn't there!"
"WHERE IS SHE THEN?!"
"I kicked her out. I'm the one you're after now! So you've one."
"Hey, what's going on?!" The angry but not perfect player yelled at his GBC.
"YOU SHUT UP!" Mary Sue yelled at him, shaking a small 2x2 pixel fist up at him.
Luigi, Yoshi, and Toad walked in. "What's going on?" They all said together.
"Oh, hi," Mary Sue said perfectly. "I'm Mary Sue."
"We don't care!" Everybody else said. Suddenly, a very disgruntled, angry, and not-perfect Peach walked into the screen. It was getting kind of crowded, because this was only a GBC, and they're not that spacious.
"What's going on? Who's THAT?" She asked with revulsion. "WAIT! YOU'RE THE censored WHO KICKED ME OUT!" Peach, surprising EVERYONE, ran over to Mary Sue, grabbed the mystery block, and started banging her over the head until she had...died.
"YAY!" Everybody said. Mario hugged Peach, who blushed, and said "It was nothing."
The GBC player was kind of scared now, so he said, "Erm, are you finished?"
"Yes," Luigi said.
"Ok, erm, how about I save the game and turn it off then?"
"Er, alright," Toad said. Yoshi nodded.
"Er, bye then," he said, very scared, and turned his GBC off.
Nine Mary Sues down...
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lol...review please!
Author: XxStarbuckxX, formerly --Starbuck--
Summary: Ninth in the Mary Sue Series!
Genre: Humor/Parody
Rating: PG
A/N: Coming soon...1 more Mary Sue fic!
==XxXxX==
One day there was someone named Mary Sue. She lived in the same GameBoy Color game as Mario did. One day while someone was playing, perfect Mary Sue (who had kicked Peach out of the way and was now the target of Mario's hard work running around and hitting things with his head) decided that she wanted a mind of her own!
So perfect Mary Sue, who looked perfecter than Daisy, jumped out of the tunnel where Mario would never find her, because no one ever won Mario, and started walking off to find Mario.
There were a lot of evil things that tried to attack Mary Sue, but she just showed off her perfectness and they ran away.
Somewhere in between levlels 4433601 and 4433602, Mary Sue, exhausted (because she had already traveled through a million and a half levels) sat down against a square with a question mark on it. She was too perfectly tired to notice that it wasn't perfect.
A few years later, Mario finally came! He wasn't tired, because he was used to this. He hit a box with his head and found a coin. Mary Sue was asleep, but she perfectly woke up when Mario got the coin.
"Mario!" She said in her perfectly pixelated voice.
"Who are you?" He asked in his not-perfect pixelated voice.
"I'm Mary Sue! You've won!"
"But I still have 109364 levels to go!"
"Well, Peach isn't there!"
"WHERE IS SHE THEN?!"
"I kicked her out. I'm the one you're after now! So you've one."
"Hey, what's going on?!" The angry but not perfect player yelled at his GBC.
"YOU SHUT UP!" Mary Sue yelled at him, shaking a small 2x2 pixel fist up at him.
Luigi, Yoshi, and Toad walked in. "What's going on?" They all said together.
"Oh, hi," Mary Sue said perfectly. "I'm Mary Sue."
"We don't care!" Everybody else said. Suddenly, a very disgruntled, angry, and not-perfect Peach walked into the screen. It was getting kind of crowded, because this was only a GBC, and they're not that spacious.
"What's going on? Who's THAT?" She asked with revulsion. "WAIT! YOU'RE THE censored WHO KICKED ME OUT!" Peach, surprising EVERYONE, ran over to Mary Sue, grabbed the mystery block, and started banging her over the head until she had...died.
"YAY!" Everybody said. Mario hugged Peach, who blushed, and said "It was nothing."
The GBC player was kind of scared now, so he said, "Erm, are you finished?"
"Yes," Luigi said.
"Ok, erm, how about I save the game and turn it off then?"
"Er, alright," Toad said. Yoshi nodded.
"Er, bye then," he said, very scared, and turned his GBC off.
Nine Mary Sues down...
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