A/N: Soooo… I've been thinking I need make an Ian Somerhalder fanfiction… because… yeah well… a. I'm soo in love with him, trying to hide it once in a while xD [the list goes on]

Ohh well! I decided to make this fanfiction so that I could share my version of how I wish my life would be… if I was with Ian xD – you know what I mean.

I know this first chapter isn't that good, but at least please try to read a few more chapters after this. Yes, it's on the FSOG category, it's not fifty-ish until a couple more chapters after the 10th or so. Just please try to read a few more chapters then you decide if you want to read it or now. The first chapter sucks I know, because a lotta people are reading this but then, not many views for the 2nd chapter. : )

Enjoy!

Two Pieces

Chapter 1

Familiar

"Hell yes!" Reem yelled from behind me, she faced me held my shoulders and started shaking me like milk shake. "They're coming to frigging town! AAAAAAAAHHHH!"

"Jeez dude" I told her. She's been my best friend since like… forever. We've been like sisters and she's my twin… well… the calmed version, but not when her favorites are coming to town. "It's just a conference at the mall then, a book signing here." I always wondered why we chose to open a bookstore.

"It's not just a conference… it's the conference!"

"Ugh! Celebrities… again!" I exclaimed. Last year it was the cast of Pretty Little Liars and now… the cast of The Vampire Diaries… dear lord!

The very next day when I entered the bookstore, I screamed out with my eyes closed "Reem?! You here?"

Since I come from the back door no one sees me enter much, she enters from the front door… I enter from the back.

Out of nowhere Reem came in front of me with a huge grin on her face. "They're here!" she squeaked in a tiny little voice

"What?!" I exclaimed in a very, very loud voice "You didn't even call me?!"

I pushed her out of the way and went to the counter finding 10 or so people in front of me, all of their attention on me.

One pair of eyes, very familiar eyes, caught my attention; those eyes were looking at me like I'm a wild cat.

"Um… Hi?" I said.

"Good morning, Miss Rivera? Am I right?" Ian Somerhalder said, I almost wanted to shake like hell and melt but I stop myself and snap myself back to reality.

"Um… yeah… please call me Patty" I said, he grinned at me. His eyes are so damn mesmerizing.

"I'm Ian, Ian Somerhalder and these are my co – stars." He looks over the other people in my bookstore.

"I'm aware of that" I quickly mutter, "Is there anything I could help you with?"

You are such a fucking bone-head! My evil little talker in my left shoulder hisses at me they're here for the book signing thingy.

"Where here for the conference." He said, I can't look anywhere else… he's just so… hypnotizing.

"Oh... of course… yes... how you could I forget…" I stammer, Reem giggles from behind me. I give her a look, the shut-the-ef-up-or-you're-fired! Look, she suddenly stops.

I look back at Ian who is still staring at me with questioning eyes and is he worried?! About you?! My little invisible buddy in my left hisses at me while the one on my right just said Awww… how sweet! I look back at Reem, "Is everything ready?"

"Yup" she says happily.

"Good morning, Strawberry shortcakes!" Mika says as she and Jeremiah enter from the front door.

"Should I start singing the theme song of Strawberry shortcake or Dora the explorer?" Jeremiah asks Mika, who was busy texting. "Dunno" she says distractedly.

"Dora, Dora…" Jere starts singing out of tune

"Shut up." Mika says looking at him.

"Okay"

"Guys!" I say through gritted teeth.

They look up at me – finally! – Then at our visitors.

"Oh shit!" they mutter in unison.

"Yeah shit." I tell them sarcastically "Close the door and windows… and curtains… pretend we're still close… let's open in an hour."

"Yes ma'am…" Reem, Mika and Jere say together...

"Good… um why don't you guys sit down." I told Ian and his friends.

"Your bookstore looks like a library" Michael says as he sits down beside Matt.

"Um... yeah… I kinda did that on purpose."

"Hmm cool…"

An hour later, it started… a lot of people were in the store while all of them we're sitting in a desk signing and answering a few questions and… taking pictures.

I went to the adult section of the store and pulled out a copy of Succubus Dreams by Richelle Mead, sat on the floor and started reading.

By the time it was over the crowd started becoming lesser by the minute, and when they were gone, we all had to clean. Ian and his buddies left to go back to the hotel.

When we finished cleaning and arranging things, I went back to my reading and walked the stairs to my apartment which was 2 blocks downtown, near to the hotel.

I wish I had a car though it would be faster to go there.

"Good evening, Patricia." Mrs. Locklear said as she exited her apartment, she was an old lady, gray hair, deep blue eyes and pale skin. "I'm just going to get my husband from the airport." For an old lady, she's pretty strong.

"That's great Mrs. Locklear. Tell him I said 'hi' and that I'll see I'm sometime around" I said and smiled sweetly, she smiled back, I've been here since college, she was always there when I needed someone to talk to since I lived alone. And her husband, the man has to come home to her just to get a taste of her special blueberry pie.

"Is that all? Do you need anything when I get back?" she asked sweetly

"Nothing ma'am. Just my neighbor grandma and her husband… in one piece." I smiled at her, it was our joke. She got into like 3 accidents and here she is… Skyscraper. She's like a grandmother to me, always calling my on the phone when I'm not yet home. Making me eat some of the food she's inventing. And now I pay her back by taking care of her on weekends and singing for her visitors.

She laughed "Alright, alright! I promise I'll be back in one piece sweetie."

"Do you want me to go with you?"

"No, no, no, dear. You look tired enough. Get some hot chocolate with cinnamon and rest," she smiled.

"Alright ma'am if you want me to." I laughed

"Good night, Patty"

"Night! Drive safe!"

Once inside I was greeted by my lovely pets. Huskie who was a gray Siberian husky. Grey, the cat who was named after Ian that looked like the white cat in Cats and Dogs, Mika named him. Church, the grey Persian cat named after Church in The Mortal Instruments, and Silver, my German Sheppard. Once they already said their 'hi's to me they left me alone.

"You know, you should've said hi to him, or hug him, and gave him a cheek to cheek kiss at least." Reem said when she came over for dinner.

"Why should I? I mean, I'm being rude or anything, but people like him need space… as in a big space"

"You just don't wanna be near him…" she muttered.

"Correct, madam."

"W-why?!" she asked frustrated

"Because… they are celebrities, they need space."

"Alien."

"Whatever…" I muttered.

"You're hiding something from me" Reem told me with a demanding voice

"I'm not" good thing I took acting classes every summer when I go to Manila every once in a while.

"Don't lie to me, I know you are!"

"Alright, lady!" I laugh at her "He was my neighbor in Covington… got more questions?"

Reem took a moment or two then said "Other than 'Have you kissed him?' not really." She smiled sweetly at me.

"Nope" I told her drinking my blueberry juice "Missed that chance"

"Dammit, Patty!" she exclaimed and banged her head on the table while I laughed at her.

The next morning I was sitting behind the counter reading The Mortal Instruments: City of Fallen Angels by Cassandra Clare when someone came to the counter.

"Excuse me; I was wondering if you have Fifty Shades Freed by E. L. James?" the man asked, I looked up… and there he was, again. He was here last night, can't they just leave town and leave me in peace. Behind him were 3 other guys; Michael Trevino, Paul Wesley and Steven R. McQueen. "Hi!" they said in unison. While Steven showed his iPad to me that had words written.

We are begging you don't give him the book

Then they smiled at me showing me their pearly whites, acting all innocent.

"Hi," I said nervously "Um..." I looked at them then back at Ian "Not really, the last one of Fifty Shades Freed was bought like an hour ago and the new one will be coming in a week".

"Dammit" Ian muttered.

"The book is running away from you" Steven said thoughtlessly as he was playing something in his iPad.

"Definitely hates you" Paul said grinning looking at Steven's iPad.

"I'm cursed… for life just because of looking for that book" Ian said looking the ceiling.

"And Joe is gonna kill you, your explanation of being cursed" Michael said looking at Ian, he looked at me grinning then looked at the back of Ian's head and stuck his tongue out like a two year old, I couldn't help but laugh.

"I saw that, Trevino. I saw that." Ian said looking at the mirrored ceiling then looked down at me "Why aren't you having special powers? Shouldn't you have like magical Smurfberries and make then get here quick, like an instant delivery?" Ian asked me, in other words 'Tell then too hurry the fuck up please or else!' I looked at Steven he was writing something… I could tell it's just not the way you move your fingers on a screen when you are playing Angry Birds.

"Nope, next week. Whoever this Joe person is you can give him my copy, it's new…" I said without thinking.

All three guys looked at me shaking their heads like Taz from Looney toons.

Ian's eye widened as he looked at me "Really? Reaaalllyyy?" he asked holding his hands in front on me like he was praying.

"Yes. Price is still there, I didn't write anything on it and no cracks or torn pages or folded pages." I told Ian

"Please, please! I swear I'll buy you a new one if you give me this one today please! I'm begging you!" said Ian like he was selling his soul, while the guys behind him we're mouthing 'no, no, no' and 'don't please' again and again while shaking their heads. That's when Steven's iPad went up again

Mike says he want to talk to you, in private! Now.

"Hmm… let me check but I need one of you guys to help me look for it" I looked at all four of them, while Ian was staring at me with puppy eyes, Michael raised his hand. "Michael maybe?" I told them, their eyes were shining like Christmas lights and I wanted to laugh so hard.

"Alright!" Michael said.

When we went to my apartment which was the second floor of the bookstore, I closed the door and asked him "Why are you guys saying no and why does Ian want it like his life depends on it?"

Michael held my wrist and pulled me near the couch away from the door

"Look… Daniel Gillies and Joseph Morgan made a bet with Ian and said that if Ian finds a copy of fifty shades freed they will clean his car. That's it. Although they said if he doesn't find one….. They'll shave his head… not totally shaved but like my hair"

All I could do was laugh so loud. "I'm serious and Ian doesn't want his hair cut. So we're all siding with Daniel and Joe. And all of them told me , Steven and Paul to come with Ian, so that we could keep an eye on him, making sure he won't bat his beautiful puppy eye's to the ladies and pretend that we're on his side."

"Oooh okay, I get it. Hair cut huh?! But when are you gonna tell him that you guys aren't on his side? Plus… did you guys come here to bookstore on purpose?"

Michael held his breath then said with and exhale "Yes, we came on purpose, but it was for a good cause. Joe and Dan betting that Ian likes you. And that's why …. Okay! Lemme make this clear!" He exclaimed when I looked at his with a questioning look.

"So… Joe and Dan are betting. Joe says that Ian likes you when we came here, as he said, while Dan disagrees. He thinks that Ian does like you, but like he knows you before last night. So they made a bet that if Joe wins, Dan will clean Joe's car and pay him 200 bucks, and if Joe loses he'll clean Dan's car and pay 200. Get it?" he said

"Yeah okay I get it. Then?"

"Then… that's when Ian got called. Joe and Dan called him and told him in front of all of us. 'I bet you to get me something I want and I'll clean that filthy old rag with Dan' he told Ian, then Ian asked him 'Well I could use this bet my car is pretty dusty. So what do you want and earring? Girls? My underwear?' "He stopped as I laughed "Yeah I know, then, that was when Joe said 'get me the last book of Fifty Shades of Grey, either paperback or hardcover… not an E-book and we'll clean it, but if you don't, you're getting a haircut just like Mike.' And he agreed on the bet. So now… if you give him the book what will happen is… Joe and Dan will get the hair cut."

"Ohh okay."I said realizing.

"AND! Read this." He handed his phone to which showed the text.

From: Joe

"Hi, Patricia, if Mike is showing you this message right now. Please don't give Ian the book everyone on set told me to tell you to side with us. So, please, don't give him the book. Thank you. –Cast of TVD

P.S: Come to the studio today don't tell him that you have the book tell him when you are all here and you'll watch a live haircut show. "

"Okay… guess I have no choice but to side with you guys. Just let me get my bag. But wait… you guys don't know what I meant by to price, no fold and stuff?"

"No," Mike said "That's why I raised my hand."

"Oh.. Well… I actually meant e-book" he started laughing so hard that he fell on my couch and I went to get my bag.

As we went downstairs, Mike was wiping the corner of his eyes.

"Okay got the book."

"Alright! By the way Joe just called and told me that you should come with us" said Ian.

"Oh alright then." That's because Mike told Joe it's an e-book. I thought to myself "I'll just tell Mika that she needs to be out here."

I left the bookstore and headed for my car, that's when I found out as well, that they walked all the way to the bookstore with security in a separate car following them. But they knew that. As we entered their filming location, and got out of my car Joe came running with Daniel right behind him. Joe scooped me up in his arms for a tight hug and spun me around. "Ahh! My lucky charm" he said in a low voice while Ian was talking to the security guards. "Thank you so much for coming and watching the show, the live show" Dan said then asked while Joe was near to us "Does he know you, or do you know him before you saw him last night?" loud enough for Joe to hear, with a grin and a wink "Yeah, I do, but don't tell him" I said before looking at Joe and saying "I'm sorry" He just smiled and said "It's alright, I'll make Matt Davis help me." Joe winked at me. Ian was running, "Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!" he said as he grabbed my hand and we started walking in a tent.

When we entered the tent, Ian let go of me stood on a chair and made his announcement, "Show off loser" Daniel and Joe muttered in unison and nudged me I was in the middle of both them. I opened my bag and opened my galaxy tab and opened fifty shades freed e-book and kept it on the cover.

"Ladies and Gentlemen! I am not going to get my haircut because Miss Rivera over here, bought the book for me." He paused and grinned at me the motioned with his hand at me. "Please show them the book"

Joe, Daniel, Paul, Mike and Steven we're already laughing even before I pulled out my tab, and I couldn't help but grin and giggle as I pulled out my tab and showed him the cover.

Ian's grin disappeared and looked at him looked at Mike, Paul and Steven with death stares as they stopped laughing for a second and ran while Ian chased them. Joe and Dan still beside me and laughing hard.

"Oh damn that was good!" Dan said as everyone in the tent laughed alone with them, I couldn't help but laugh too.

An hour later, Ian was frowning looking at his much shorted hair at the mirror.

"I hate my hair!" he screamed which caused everyone to look and laugh.

He turned to face me. "I can't believe it was an e-book! You tricked me."

I was just laughing, then I said. "I'm so sorry. I was very unaware of this bet."

"You're such a liar. And a good actress. But it's obvious that you're a part of this, Joe and Dan are sitting and standing beside you making sure I won't kill you."

"I'm sorry" I said "But hey… you look good"

"Thanks" he said sadly as he looked at the mirror a kept tilting his head to look at him hair. "God! I look weird."

That next morning I opened Good Morning America I fell off of the bar stool as I saw Ian's new haircut on T.V. and texted Joe telling him Ian's hair is getting famous.

All night long I could help but think about what happened to Ian, I mean I have never in my life thought I'd see him again… the last time I saw him, well… he was in Covington, studying college and I was still young.. very young in fact. I laugh at the memory. "I cannot believe it! I cannot believe it!" I said out loud talking to myself while laughing so hard. When I stop laughing, I turn to look at the time; it's nearly 2 am… then a funny thought came to me. I got up and opened my laptop, as I opened iTunes I made a playlist but I was wondering which song I was going to play first. It was 2:05am when I made a decision and started playing 2AM(Breathe) by Anna Nalick, I placed the laptop on my side table and let myself think for a while, maybe even remember a couple of old memories, with Ian, old forgotten memories as I started to drift off and saw an old memory with Ian.

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