Title: Storytelling
Author: Evil Little Dog
Rating: K+
Disclaimer: This is a fictional work and I absolutely swear I am not making any money off of it.
Summary: Sniping is a family hobby.
"I could write a book," Martin grumbled, not quite under his breath.
"Oh? Oh? I'm sure it would be full of scintillating commentary." Frasier rolled his eyes.
"You don't think people would want to know what life is like living with you?" Martin asked. "All your strange little rituals and rules?"
"I am civilized." He waved a hand at Eddie, sitting on the couch and scratching at his ear. "Unlike certain other...creatures...in the vicinity."
Martin scowled. "I'd call it, 'My Animals and Other Family'."
Frasier gaped in response. "What? That dog comes before me?"
Martin's evil cackle filled the room.
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