This is what happens when you get really bored at 3 in the morning.
Disclaimer: 'nuff said.
"Ok kids. You both need a bath.", Max said walking back into the RV after setting everything up for the night at their public campsite. "About time", replied Gwen. "I could really use a bath now anyways." "EERRRAAHHH!!! Why do I need to take a bath?! It's not like I'm never going to get dirty again." Ben did not like his baths. It had gotten so bad that Max usually had to stay in the bathroom and give him one to make sure he took it. "Ben, you do need a bath, and I'm sure Gwen wants one, too. However, there is some bad news as well. We only have enough warm water for one bath." It took a few seconds for both of them to realize what that meant. "YOU MEAN I HAVE TO TAKE A BATH WITH HIM/HER?!" Gwen was the first to complain. "Can't we go stay at a motel or something?" "I don't have the money to stay at motel every night, and besides, the closest motel is another 40 miles away." "Alright by me, Gwen can take her bath alone. I'm fine with staying like this for awhile.", said Ben. "No Ben, you need a bath as well, and I'm sure Gwen would prefer being clean. Now what I was thinking is that you both just stand and face away from each other the whole time." Gwen was still modest, "Can't you just give Ben his bath and then I can take my bath after him or the other way around?" "Gwen, if he went first you would have to bath in his after-filth, and if you went first Ben would have to bathe with no hot water." Both Ben and Gwen knew that this was going to have to happen and each was thinking the same thing about each other, 'You better not do anything funny!' So, after Max wrestled Ben into the bathroom, Gwen decided for one more plea. "Is there any way you won't have to be in here with us?" "Well, that depends. Do you want to wash Ben?" "Nevermind..." Then came the inevitable wrestling to undress Ben and get him into the tub. Gwen respectfully had his back turned to let Ben have his privacy. After hearing the splash, Max said, "Ok, Gwen, Ben's in the tub and I don't think he's going to turn around." Max also turned around to give Gwen her privacy and when she was undressed, she went to get in the tub. She felt a little gross from seeing Ben's naked backside when she had to get in. Once Max saw that they were both in the tub he picked up the washcloth and a cup and started washing Ben. There was a second washcloth so Gwen started washing herself. "Grandpa, could you wash my back for me?", asked Gwen when she couldn't reach behind herself with the washcloth. "Just a second Gwen, I need to rinse Ben off." Another splash was heard, and Ben was now thoroughly annoyed. He was so annoyed, in fact, that he thought Gwen should be annoyed also. And so he shoved his rump into her. "Hey, knock it off Ben." His response was another shove. Max knew that this was going to turn into a fight and there'd be nothing he can do to stop it, and so he left to dry his arms. By now the fight had turned into a big shove fight using only their backsides while still trying to not look at each other. Max came back in the room a few minutes later. The water from the tub had spilt out all over the floor and Ben and Gwen were each leaning on a side of the tub. "I assume you two are done now?" "Yeah, we're done Grandpa", replied Gwen. Gwen then got out of the tub, started drying, and then got dressed again. And right when she was leaving she saw something that would scar her for the rest of her life...Ben's front as he was climbing out of the tub.
