This is becuase the warrior series and kanes don't have enough stories!


Leafpool was completely tired. Her life was so nerve-wracking! she gathered herbs all day, and didn't get enough sleep. and now, her mentor, cinderpelt was gone! suddenly, she had a mousebrained idea.

"OHH, STAAAAAAAARRCLLAAAAAAN! Please, thy all-mighty and powerful, grant me my enternal wish. I WANNA DAY OFF!"

so leafpool decided to sleep, hoping an omen would come in her dreams.

...Of course it did.

Leafpool was asleep in her dream. there she saw a cat, a very bored looking one at that. staring at a sheet of twoleg paper. he had an odd glass ring around his eye. (graystripe said it was called a monocle). he also had a top hat.

"Oh, yes" he said, pulling himself together, "you are leafpool from the realm of warriors." he yawned.

"Uh what?!" said leafpool. (where was this cats sanity?)

" and, you have registerd for a vacation"

"Umm... a what?"

" A day off" said the cat snootily.

"got it." now this was getting good.

" register for the vacation by signing this sheet. i suggest the Kane realm. beware the dangers of gryffins, sneezing uncontrollably, dwarf gods, evil snakes, a cat goddess, weird magician people, crazy initiates, killer grannies-"

"GREAT!" leafpool signed the registration and smiled, happy to get away.

"- you will be transported into, as you call it, twoleg form, and you can meet your guide at where you start off. as a girl, you be spending your day-" the cat paused for dramatic effect, "-shopping."

"SURE! i always wanted to try something new!" Leafpool suddenly paused and thought hard. "uh, plopping." she smiled. "i always wanted to go plopping! i don't really care if i'm a furless twoleg... YAH!"

and the next day, she slept and traveled... to there.