At the Akatsuki base one day Tobi woke up and went into the kitchen and hurriedly ate a banana and quietly put the banana peel on the floor. He also put a bucket of chocolate pudding ontop of the kitchen door that lead out into the hallways towards the other rooms. He then hid inside of a cupboard inside of the kitchen and sat down to wait to see which one of the Akatsuki members would be his victim of chocolate pudding goodness. Soon afterwards Pein awoke from a delightful dream considering what face he was wearing at this hour in the morning and thought Nothing can ruin today! I feel so happy, for once, and free, since today is our day off!!! Pein literally leaped out of his bed and swiftly walked out his door straight towards the kitchen, so caught up in his own little world he forgot that no one ever leaves the kitchen door open.
He soon finds out that he should have looked before he went in, splat and clink, clack of metal and pudding sound from the kitchen. At this point everyone in the base has aroused from their slumber and sweet dreams to see what has violated this paradise. They soon heard a very too familiar voice sound from the kitchen door way and a shadow figure to go with it.
Pein pissed off by now screamed at the top of his lungs, "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!" The rest of the members very carefully walked to the door and peered around the frame of the door way to find a chocolate pudding covered leader. He had already taken the bucket off of his head and runned a hand through his spiky firey orange, chocolate pudding covered hair. He took his hand out of his hair and it to his nose and sniffed it.
"IT'S FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!! HOW DID FUCKING CHOCOLATE GET ON TOP OF THE FUCKING DOOR?!?!" Tobi then disappeared to his room from the cupboard, he quickly got his comb and had increased sucess in messing up his short jet black hair, he then walked out of his room and walked towards the kitchen's door.
He asked them in a yawn "What's going on? Tobi heard leader-sama yelling bad words from out here." They all turned and looked at him and told him what had happened to their leader and they then showed him too. He laughed, they laughed, Pein did not laugh instead he got up and went to go take a shower and then came back to yell at them for laughing at him and to punish them all by doing chores and to make it harder on them he used a jutsu that turned them all into toddlers until they completed their tasks that were assigned to them.
Tobi was eventually caught and put to work by Pein and cheered on by the others, so for him it wasn't that bad of a price to pay for pranking Pein or was it?
I'm sorry folks but that's all the time we have right now for this episode of "Crack Stories" tune in next time for a fish slapping time!!! ^^