Title: Not In the Brochure

Characters: Santana Lopez, Mrs. Lopez

Rating: PG-13 for the f-bomb

Disclaimer: I do own Glee. *sigh* I'm learning to accept this.

A/N: This drabble was written for a Texts From Last Night (TFLN) prompt which I have highlighted.


Santana Lopez was not particularly enthused to be studying in a foreign her senior year in high school. She had planned a rather cutthroat domination plan her sophomore year where she would be the captain of the cheerleading squad, dating the quarterback of the football team and also have a VIP hall pass to opt out of any class she wanted. Unfortunately, her mother had another idea up her sleeve.

Mrs. Lopez thought it would be the perfect end of summer vacation surprise to let her daughter know that she was going to school the following year in Costa Rica at the very school she had attended as a teenager. Santana was not amused in the least. She fought it tooth and nail right up until her family waved good bye to her at the airport.

Upon arriving at her new school that to her surprise was in the middle of a rain forest, Santana thought she might actually enjoy herself far away from Ohio and its weather. A few days later, she wasn't so sure. The incident came after her school day had ended and she was relaxing in her room listening to some music. A shriek was heard down the hall that made everyone within earshot come running. "A monkey stole my iPod." she seethed, "This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure!"

Yet again, Santana was not amused.