I am Kat. One night I was eating my snack, books when the room filled with bright light and a smell of dogs. I was beamed into the sky! it made my head tingle. I was greeted by a terrifying alien. It looked like Dan Howell mixed with a cat and it kept screaming the word card. Then began the experiments. They removed my hand and replaced it with a candle. I looked in a mirror.! I looked cool. They mated me with Matt Smith to begin colonising the new alien world. I named it Brimskrige.
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