I wrote this and creeped myself out. You're welcome. ;)

The first rule of stalking is to always watch your prey.

You never know when he is going to strip.

The second rule of stalking is to watch out for love rivals.

They would love to have your man. He is the best.

The third rule of stalking is to never ever give up.

It can be tedious and tiring.

But it is worth it in the end. That is what I tell myself.

My name is Juvia Lockster and I am a professional stalker.

I've stalked at bars, funerals, guild halls, birthday parties, dungeons, graveyards and many other various destinations. I've even stalked on dangerous missions quite a few times. I have to of course, always stay by and protect the love of my life.

I stalk every day and I do it for love.

I do it for Gray-sama love.

Right now, I'm doing just that. I've got my binoculars out, my camera and my notebook all ready to go.

I've got a perfect view, right through his tiny kitchen window.

Of course, I risked my life to get there. Gray –sama lives on the sixth floor of an apartment building. I am squished between the hard bricks of the apartment building and about a sixty foot drop.

On these days, I am thankful that I am a mage. Without my knowledge of water magic, I wouldn't be up here right now.

I got up using the water spout. I'm like the itsy bitsy spider, though no rain could wash me out.

I wasn't scared of getting caught. I never had been. Like I said, I'm a professional stalker. Professionals don't get caught.

I saw Gray-sama come in the kitchen from his bedroom, naked as usual. (Yeah, I've snuck in before. I know my way around his house.) He walked over to his fridge, taking out some chocolate pudding that I had snuck in last week. I got a full view of his butt.

My camera shook slightly as I tried to contain myself, taking a somewhat blurry picture.

Gray-sama got up, having taken his pudding and sitting down to eat it.

Mm~

Oh, he's licking the spoon.

Oh, Gray-sama~

"Juvia, I want to lick you all over!" declared Gray, boldly all while holding me in his arms.

I was gazing up at him. Our eyes were meeting and we were gazing lovingly into each other's eyes.

The whole world sparkled around us.

Our love is eternal.

Because of Juvia's delusional state, she had made herself faint out of pure joy. She melted in her blissful state, sliding down the building.

A puddle pooled on the pavement.

Gray later found the puddle while heading out on a mission.

And yes, he knew who it was.

So, how was it? Reviews are love, Gray-sama love. 3