Ten Sure Ways to Get the Maximum Ride Characters to Utterly Despise You
SparxFlame's "Ten Things That You Should Never EVER Let The Maximum Ride Characters Do" gave me the idea for this. Anyway, each chapter will have ten sure ways to get a certain Maximum Ride character to hate you! Starts with the flock, then spreads out... Anyway, if you have any suggestions, review!
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1) Kidnap Angel. Kidnap Fang. Actually, kidnapping anyone she happens to care about. Also, kidnapping her works.
2) Kiss Fang. Especially if you have red hair or you're an underage scientist, and both is better.
3) Resurrect the School/Itex. Oh, and wearing a white coat helps, too.
4) Treat her like a KID because she's not legally an adult, even though she's been through more than you have in fifty years!
5) Videotape her and Fang making out and post it on YouTube.
6) Use her only pair of non-Goodwill jeans a fuse. Follow it up by using her Mickey Mouse alarm clock as a timer.
7) Stick a Voice in her head. It's even better if you give it Nudge-like traits!
8) Give her an exploding pizza. And if she wanted to EAT the pizza, it's twice as bad.
9) Stick her in a submarine while she's super anxious, and have the submarine smell like antiseptic.
10) And, finally, stab her in the back. Whether literally, figuratively, or both, she WILL hunt you down.
Next up, Fang! I should have chapter two done in a half hour, or so. Review? For every review, Max gets to spend five more minutes or of the doll cabinet, and I'll do another chapter. For example: If I get three reviews for this chapter tonight, I'll do the next three chapter tonight, and Max gets to spend fifteen extra minutes in my company!
Max: Please review! The dolls are evil...
Moi: Yeah, what she said!
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UPDATE: Okay, so it didn't take me long to realize how completely unoriginal this chapter's suggestions are. So, since I'm going to be putting the final chapter up in a few minutes, I thought I might as well give you guys ten more suggestions for this chapter while I'm at. Also, this will be the only chapter to get ten more suggestions.
11. Separate her from her Fang pwushie.
12. Separate her from Fang.
13. Better yet, separate her form her Fang pwushie and Fang.
14. Pop up at random moments and ask her, "Isn't it ironic about MAXi-pads and taMpAX?" Repeatedly.
15. While she's sleeping, dye her hair pink, and don't tell her. (This would also work for Fang.)
16. Whenever you see her, giggle.
17. When she asks you what the heck your problem is, just shake your head and giggle some more.
18. When she gets mad, bursts out laughing.
19. When she gets really mad, rofl.
20. Lock her in a very, VERY small room for over a year.
#20 was Lily's (Angel Ride's Ghost) idea (I came up with #11 before your tweets, :)).
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