"BLOND MEETS BLACK."

*Nonsense :)

HELLO! :) this is a ITADEI fanfic :) since my friends keep telling I should live up to my name (itaXdei). My former account which has my previous works were sadly deleted :(((( soooo I'm gonna start a new one! :) ITADEI fanfic :) hopeee you enjoy please RATE && REVIEW. IM STILL WORKING ON MY ENGLISH :) turning college now!

WARNINGS:

.LOTS OF "F" WORD. DONT LIKE? DONT READ. :) CHARACTERS ARE A LITTLE BIT OOC CAUSE I'M TRYING TO MAKE THEM errr "tame." since they are members of AKATSUKI. :))

ENJOY! :)

LOVE GAME.

"Let's play a love game, play love game, do you want love or you game? Blah blah!" Kisame is singing merrily and out of tune. "Shut up idiot." Sasori said pissed. "Why? Its cool and it suits the mood." Kisame said, glancing at the concentrating Itachi. He grinned evilly, all 56 sharp fangs showing. "Itachi will definitely be pissed." He smirked.

The nine members of the criminal organization, Akatsuki are all sitting in a big circle, hunched and hushed, waiting for Itachi's turn. They are playing poker out of Deidara's whim. "Okay fine, I give up." Itachi put his cards down. "It's about time!" Konan said, putting her cards down also. "For Fucking Jashin's sake!" Hidan cried out loud exasperated. "Neh, Hidan I think it's rude using the F word with your God's name together. " Toby said. "Okay, for fucking Toby's sake!" Hidan repeated sarcastically.

The other members put down their cards, looking at Itachi expectantly. "Fine." Itachi said quietly. Ahh yes who ever loses in the game will have to face either a truth or a dare. Pein had kissed Konan, much to Pein's delight, Hidan had to say the most "admirable thing to Kazuku." Kazuku who proudly says that he wont lose has to give 1000 yen. Kisame and Sasori lose their pants along the way also.

Deidara chose dare, but Kisame told him that his punishment will be revealed later. "Okay Itachi! Truth or Dare?" Pein asked, rubbing his hands together. Itachi remained calm and his face emotionless. "Dare." He said calmly. "Whatever this idiots will give, is fine anyway. Ha. It's probably kiss Kisame or something like that." Kisame and Pein looked at each other, and then grinned. "Ha! Very brave soul Itachi! Are you ready?" Kisame asked. "Ready." He said still with no emotion.

"Okay then...Kiss…" Pain started but Kisame stopped him. "Whaat?" Pein asked confused, he was thinking of ordering Itachi to kiss Zetsu and he thought that Kisame is thinking the same. "Lemme handle this." Kisame grinned. "Hn." Itachi continued to remain calm. "Okay Ita-kun, I dare you to say something that will completely shock the hell out of Deidara! And "I'm actually a girl does not count either is "I'm your fan." The other members blinked with the dare and they looked at Deidara who seemed to be frozen on his seat. "Ah un... you know..." he stutters and then they look at Itachi. Itachi's eyes twitched and he seemed constipated. "Fuck you Kisame." He thought. "Well?" Kisame urged.

This could be the start of something new….it feels so right to be here with you oh...

They heard and looked at Sasori who's immediately shutting his phone. "Fuck that's my friend, uhm checking up on me." He said. "Dude what's with the ring tone?" Konan asked. "Well…uhm...you know..." Sasori looked away blushing.

"Well, Itachi?" Kisame asked again. Everyone's eyes were focused on him and as a ninja he was used to being looked, stared, spied and glared at but this time he's feeling quite sweaty. "Fine." He suddenly said. He looked up to them, his face trying to be stoic.

"Deidara." He said in a very very sexy voice. "Un?" Deidara asked, tilting his head, his blonde hair falling down his face, his cerulean eyes blinked at him. "Fuck Deidra's beautiful face is soo not helping me to be calm." He thought.

The other Akatsuki members are inching towards them, the suspense killing them so much. For the past years they spent together as a "family." They all know that Deidara has a massive crush to Itachi the moment he saw him but they didn't know how Itachi feels toward the blonde. They were very opposite, Deidara was much like a very bright and warm sunshine looking down on them, making them all lively and Itachi is not an exception, in some moments they see Itachi secretly smiling on Deidara's jokes or Idiocy.

While in contrast Itachi is much like the moon. He was often alone and very serious but his beauty and faint radiance never fails to boost Deidara up. And just like the moon and the sun they keep chasing each other. Deidara being too bright for Itachi and Itachi being to gloomy to Deidara, but oddly both of them seem to like each other's company. Itachi is somewhat Deidara's calmness and soother when he is throwing a fit or he is down while Itachi will go Deidara when he is bored or needs entertainment. True they are odd but the Akatsuki caught a glimpse of somehow completeness they both give each other. They were hoping that someday, those differences and similarities finally be able to produce an eclipse. And today might just be the day.

"Deidara." He started again, gathering the remnants of his pride and confidence. Suspense filled the room. Deidara nodded. He was anxious and eager; he was kinda curios what will Itachi asked him or tells him.

"Deidara...I...I...I..." he stuttered. "Fuck Itachi." Sasori's patience is thinning out, "I am so gonna chant right now fuck it or I'll call Janshin" Hidan cursed again.

Itachi sighed. 1...2…3... He closed his eyes gathering his voice and finally, "Deidara ... (breathe) I love you." He breathed out again.

Silence fell upon the room, when he opened his eyes with his remaining strength, 8 pairs of blinking eyes bore screws to his body. Konan's mouth is hanging open, literally. Toby for the first time was focused, his mouth open like he wanted to say something but chose to shut up. Sasori's eyes were saucers and blinking rapidly like a fish out of water. Pein, Hidan and Kazuku dropped their cards on the floor, SHOCKED;

Zetsu looks like he was malfunctioning. He wanted to laugh because they all look like idiots.REALLY. But his gaze fell upon Deidara, who's looking at him with big bulging eyes, cheeks heavily tinted with red.

"Deidara I..." okay so maybe announcing his desire to the entire group was a very bad idea. Really he is quite aware Deidara does not like him. "It's a joke! Ha-ha-ha!" he laughed fakely in a very obvious manner. Nobody's buying it. Kisame grinned and for the last show.

"Okay, now Deidara for your dare, tell Itachi something that will shock the hell out of him. "

Deidara gulped, he gathered his composure and looked directly at Itachi.

The other Akatsuki members placed their heavy gaze at Deidara.

"Okay...un." he started. "Oh god he's going to say, sorry I'm in love with sasori-sama or you're kidding right? Oh god that's the worse!" Itachi thought.

"Well?" Kisame asked obviously enjoying this.

"Ita-kun...I love you too." Deidara blurted out.

And that's when the Akatsuki snapped. Kazuku broke Hidan's neck, Pein and Konan got up, left the room and yelled outside, "WHAAAAAAAT?" Toby cried, Zetsu became all black and Sasori turned into a puppet.

Itachi remained frozen to his seat, he's eyes looking at Deidara, he wanted to activate the sharingan because of the mixed emotions,"Maybe he is joking, yeah toying with my feelings. Maybe its pity or maybe they are playing a bet on me."

He thought and he looked and saw Deidara looking at the floor, face very flushed and then Deidara's face looked at him,Cerulean blue eyes meeting Raven black one,for a second their heart stopped beating for a moment and their world froze.

His face same as him and for the vey first time at that day, As his lips curled into a smile, the blonde one doing the same thing and their gazed locked to each other. They both know there's no hidden joke in what both of them said. :)

TADAAA~! :) *i know characters are a bit OOC :) AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY POKER. HAHAHAHAHA :)

That's the first chapter! It's quite long :) IM SERIOUSLY LOOKING FOR A BETA READER :)

*lemons will be probably posted next chapter or so :)

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