Austin Barter was a big man. He liked polo shirts and polio. One day while he was shopping, he saw these donuts he wanted to buy. "I like donuts," he said. He put his hand out to grab them, and right when he touched the box, he felt a hand touch his. "Oh sorry," said a big burly man, "I didn't know big muscular men were allowed to eat donuts." Austin blushed. "How about I take you to my place," said the man, "Oh, by the way, my name is Charles, but you can call me Frozone." And so off they went, to Frozone's luxurious loft. As soon as they got to Frozone's bedroom, Austin heard a bang. "LUCIUS BEST, WHERE ARE THE CARROTS!" someone yelled in a commanding voice. "Gosh darnit, hold up a bit," said Frozone, "I'M COMING DEAR!" After Frozone left, Austin noticed a big purple dildo lying beneath a cabinet. "Oh, yes," he thought to himself. Then, Frozone returned. "Sorry to keep you waiting," as he licked Austin's middle nipple, "I've never done it with a big man like you before." "Me neither," said Austin, and then they had a very pleasurable night.