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This was something inspired by what my friend Jeather telling me about the new show especially Kermit being a little chubby and I was imagining Constantine helping his cousin out
I hope you guys like because it's a good idea plus it is sort of a Constantine/Kermit bonding story but I hope you guys like because Constantine nedds some love too since everybody is focused on Kermit because of what's going on in Tne new show, and hope Krasavitsa enjoys.
I really need to start watching the show because the promos have me curious especially with the drama in it.
Constantine was surprised that Sam was here at gulag because Kermit needed help because he was stressed making Constantine understand because Nadya had been watching the new show so was worrying for things as Sam was explaining plus Sneaker who was Constantine's little thief was listening.
"Sure, I'll help my Good Frog of a cousin out." Constantine said stunning Sam that the Bad Frog was agreeing to help leaving the gulag right now along with Sneaker as she was surprised seeing her uncle was chubby poking it playfully making her cousin Yoko underdtand.
"Whoa, Uncle Kermit let himself go!" Sneaker said as Sam sighed.
"Sneaker!" he hissed as Yoko giggled.
"It's fine, plus she's just a kid." Kermit said eating cupcakes as Constantine grabbed the plate from him.
"No more pity party or eating because your friends need you, you're their leader for jewrls's sake!" Constantine snapped handing the platter to Sam.
"But both Denise and Piggy are mad at me, Constantine." Kermit told him.
"Oh Pkease, everybody gets mad at me remember?" Constantine told him drinking coffee as Kermit sighed.
"Tbat's because you're a thief remember?" Kermit to,d him but was yawning but stressed making a plan spin in Constantine's mind.
"Remember the story of the Prince and the Pauper, Good Frog?" Constantine said.
"I think so." Kermit told him.
"Well it's about two identical peopke switching places, plus we've done it before remember?" Constantine told him.
"I guess we could do it since I could use a break but what about you, how are you gonna handle my friends or Piggy?" Kermit asked.
"I can do it, like before but Sneaker's gonna help me out." Constantine said.
Sneaker nodded as she wanted to help high fiving her dad making Constantine chuckle at her making Kermit smile because his cousin was taking one for the team.
"Spasibo, as I appreciate it." Kermit told him eating a cookie.
Kermit was surprised that Sam had gotten his cousin to come help him out but saw his cousin putting concealer over the mole on his lip but doing his voice making Kermit smirk that he was being him again but for a good cause plus Nadya had been worried for Kermit so he had came to whip his cousin into shape which made Sam happy, because he had been helping out.
"Spasibo as this means a lot to me, you know?" Kermit said later at his house as Robin nodded thinking what his Russian uncle was doing was sweet.
"Don't mention it Good Frog." Constantine said yawning because he had jet lag from Getying here from Russia making Kermit underdtand knowing he had to help his cousin a little but he hoped he could pull it off plus Robin was helping out too.
Kermit hoped that this would work because he needed this but was drinking soda but Constantine swiped it from him making Kermit sigh.