"No. I'm not doing it."
"But Bones, you know how hard it is to get this stuff. Please?"
"Mr. McCoy, considering what the captain went through to get these beverages, you could at least oblige him this."
"When I want your opinion I'll ask for it, Spock."
"Come on! Just give one good video on camera!"
"FINE!" Geez, you whiny ingrates."
Dr. McCoy picked up the maroon can, smiled at the camera, and said, "Drink Dr. Pepper. Trust me. I'm a doctor."
McCoy dropped the Gameboy controller he was using and said, "Hey, Spock."
"Yes?"
"If you could have one superpower from Super Smash Bros., what would it be?"
Spock thought for a second, reeled back his fist, and yelled, "Vulcaaaan- PUNCH!"
A new cadet looked at Spock and said, "You look like somebody on Youtube. Aw, who was it?"
"I fail to see any similarity between me and other people on a social networking site."
"Oh yeah, I'm green, have pointy ears and a turban. I must look like SOOO many other people."
Somewhere in the 21st century, Beast Boy has the sudden urge to facpalm.
A man in a green shirt walks onto the bridge Uhura turns to him "Captain, I…'
She looks.
And stares.
He looks like Kirk, but he has black hair. He turns to Uhura. "Oops. I forgot to tell you about the black hair. You see, I accidentally got some hair dye in the shampoo, and now…"
All of a sudden, Kirk walks in and says, "Who are you and why are you on my ship?"
The man pulls out a grappling gun and replies, "I'm Bond. James Bond."