Disclaimer: J.K.R. owns every wonderful harry Potter character. I just have some fun with them.
It started out as an ordinary Friday evening. The Marauders, minus Peter, who had went to owlery to send a letter to his mother, were currently sitting in front of the crackling fire in the Gyffindor common room. James and Sirius were debating what to do while Remus was reading Hogwarts, A History for the thousands time.
" Hey, I´ve got it!", James suddenly shouted. Several students eyed him with curiousity and he quickly lowered his voice. " Let´s play `Who´d top?`again."
" Prongs, my friend, seems like the fire whiskey hasn´t completely destroyed your brain yet.", Sirius said in fake awe while patting James´ back in a supportive manner. " Moony, you´re in?"
" No", Remus answered with a sight. " I won´t EVER discuss with you again if Slughorn would dominate Dumbledore in bed."
"Aw, Moony, you are no fun at all." , James pouted. " Anyways, on with the game. So...what do you say? Frank or Alice?"
"Sirius stole a quick glance at the couple that was about to exit the common room. " Frank, she´s rather insecure. By the way, they are probably headed for the Room of Requirement. We could easily follow them and find out."
James shook his head. " Can´t. I gave my invisibility cloak to Wormy, in case he takes too long to get back from the owlery." " Okay, fine. We can always follow them another time."
" Sirius?", Moony looked at him critically. " You know it´s not right to invade people´s privacy like that, right?" " So?", Sirius laughed. " Since when do I care what´s right or wrong?"
" Right.", Remus mumbled under his breath. " How did I dare to forget that?".
" Moony or McGonagall?" " You can´t be serious! I´m still HERE, you know." Remus complained.
" No, he isn´t. I am." Sirius grinned at his joke, although nobody else seemed to laugh at the line he´d used a million times already. But since Remus was still staring at him angrily, he decided to drop the topic.
" Okay, different couple. Prongs?"
" How about.. Malfoy or Silvana?" " Who´s Silvana?".
James rolled his eyes. " The blond Ravenclaw you shagged in the Potion´s room last year."
" Oh, her. Now I remember. Well, definitely her. Malfoy has no idea where to out that sorry prick of his." Sirius smirked. " Unlike me, of course. My abilities in bed have yet to be outstripped. Not that anyone could to do that."
He proudly puffed out his well-toned chest. " They don´t call me sex god for nothing, dude." He took a sip of fire whiskey from the bottle, which he had charmed to look like it contained pumpkin juice, while falling back on the couch again.
" Mate, get a grip." James returned while chuckling like crazy. " No, offence, man, but you only bed the easy birds -they don´t exactly have high expectations. Plus they are so drunk most of the time they hardly realize what´s going on."
" Hey! That´s not true! I am an excellent lover whose skills are highly recognized among the ladies." , Sirius defended himself.
" Oh really?" Didn´t that one chick call you Severus while you were fucking her?" James nearly doubled over with laughter while recalling that fabulous incident he could now forever hold against his best mate. Even Remus couldn´t control himself anymore and his face broke into a wide grin.
Sirius gritted his teeth. " THAT only happened once." , he hissed. " Besides, it´s not my fault Snivellus is trying to copy my hair style.". He crossed his arms in front of his chest, sulking.
This led to a new laughing fit. Pissed off, Sirius grabbed the closest thing to him -which happened to be his Transfiguration book- and threw it at James. Unfortunately he missed and instead hit Remus´ink pot. It broke and the black liquid splattered all over the werewolve´s school robes.
" Oops, sorry Moony", Sirius mumbled, but his lip twitched in amusement. Remus growled at Sirius while repairing the ink pot with a flick of his wand.
"Anyways", James continued the pointless discussion. " the true quality of a lover can only be estimated when pleasing the same lady on regular basis. And according to my Lilyflower, I can do magic with my other wand as well, if you catch my drift." He smiled cockily, then raised his bottle to Sirius, who only responded with a snort.
" Seriously, Prongsie, Lily just doesn´t have any comparison. Let me have a go with her once and I swear, she´ll worship me just like the others. Sorry, Jamie", he blew a kiss in the other boy´s direction. " You just can´t keep up with me in bed." He took the bottle and took a huge gulp.
However, James wasn´t keen on letting Sirirus have the last say in this.
" Yes, I can. In fact, I´m even better than you are, you git." he protested.
" Are not". " Yes, I am" . " No!". " Yes!". " No!"
" Stop it!". Remus once again felt compelled to act as the voice of reason, so he interrupted his friends´bickering. He looked around and noticed the common room was deserted except for the three of them. It had gotten pretty late.
" I´m heading to bed now. But I got as great idea for ´Who´d top?´" Well, maybe he didn´t feel very sensible tonight, but even the prefect deserves to have some fun occasionally, right? That´s why he turned around with a very un-moony-like smirk
. " Why don´t you try to decide who of the two would top?" With that, he left the common room, leaving his two best friends to the discussion of this delicate topic.
There was a moment of silence after Remus left. Then Sirius grabbed the bottle, looked James straight in the eye and claimed: ,, I would never bottom." He wrapped his lips around the bottle neck in a nearly sensual way, gulping down more fire whiskey.
" I´d never want to fuck you.", James replied, but his voice came out a little shaky, because for a brief moment he couldn´t help but imagine how those slightly chapped lips would feel in certain other places. A shiver ran through his body at the thought and he wasn´t quite sure if it was from disgust or something else.
Distracted, James didn´t notice the dangerous glint that crept into Sirius´s eyes. In a swift movement Sirius shifted closer to James. " What?", James asked, as Sirius was now very close to him- too close. He could nearly feel his best friend´s breath on his cheek. James shifted uncomfortably.
" You really don´t believe me, do you?" Onyx black eyes bore into his, daring him to object.
" You should be begging for me to share some of my brilliance with you". He leaned in even closer.
" Stop kidding, Padfoot. You probably suck in bed.". James retorted.
" Is that so?", Sirius whispered huskily. " I guess I´ll just have to prove you wrong."
James swallowed and wondered if Sirius had always looked this predatory before the other boy crushed his lips to his and efficiently cut off all thoughts. James gasped in surprise and Sirius took the opportunity to shove his tongue into James´ mouth, battling for dominance. James responded with equal force.
Between them, everything was a competition, but Merlin, Sirius wasn´t fighting fair the way he bit James´lower lip, the way his tongue stroked against his, the way his hand crept up James´shirt...
James was forcefully thrown back into reality. This was Sirius, his best mate, a guy for god´s sake, and he was snogging him in the common room where everyone could see them. This was wrong on so many levels.
He jerked away from Sirius abruptly. " Are you in your right mind?", he shouted. " What were you thinking, molesting me in the common room?"
Sirius shrugged. " I was merely proving a point. " Then his eyes narrowed. " Molesting, you say? I don´t think you feel molested."
" Yeah I do. You just attacked me out of the blue. It was ..disgusting."
" Oh really? Because I think you liked..loved actually, every fucking minute of it." He pointy looked at James´crotch.
James got up and moved away from Sirius as fast as possible. " That´s a purely biologcal reaction." , he claimed. " I´m not into guys."
Sirius laughed. " Neither am I. But don´t worry, no one can resist me." He stepped closer to James again. " I..I didn´t enjoy it one bit.", James stuttered, unsettled by Sirius´s sudden closeness.
" Prove it.", Sirius purred dangerously. And then he suddenly pushed his pelvis forward, slightly grinding against James, who let a small moan. Sirius grinned triumphantly as he felt James´ hardening cock through his robes.
" I win.", he whispered into James´ear, before biting down on his ear lope.
Then he walked away, leaving a startled James in the common room.
James sunk back down on the coach, running a hand through his messy hair, wondering what the hell he got himself into.
to be continued...
Please excuse grammar and spelling mistakes, since I´not a native English speaker and I don´t post often enough to bother finding a beta.