This is a short funny story bout Septhiroth's hair turning pink! Hope you like! :3

"Hey, Cloud!" Zack yelled.

"Hmm? What do ya want?" Cloud asked with a confused look on his chocobo face.

"Prank time," he said with a huge grin.

"No.. NO..." he said while watching TV.

"Awww, come on! We're going to dye... Septhy's hair pink!" he exclaimed.

His face looked sickened & he shook his head very fast, making his spikes move freely.

"Are you CRAZY?" he yelled wide eyed.

"Welll... If you don't do it, I guess Tifa will find out you like her," he said with a evil grin.

Cloud's mouth hung open, he wouldn't! Would he? No, he would... He looked at the first class soldier with disbelief.

"Yea, so whats it going to be?" he asked slyly.

"Uhh... Fine," he grumbled.

"That's my Spiky Chocobo!" he said while messing with Cloud's hair.

He rolled his eyes as he pushed Zack away. Why? He mumbled I'll be back, & walked out there dorm. Gotta buy some pink hair dye, I bet Tifa would have it. He walked down the hall to Tifa's door, & knocked softly. Tifa opened the door smiling at Cloud's presence.

"Hey Cloud! What'cha doing?" she asked hyperly.

"Uhhh... Tifa, this may sound weird, but do you have some pink hair dye?" he said awkwardly.

Tifa looked at him confused, "Why do you need pink hair dye?"

"For Zack, just don't ask," he said while shaking his head.

"Ohh! Zack's pranking again?" she asked grinning.

"Yup! So do you have any?" he asked.

"Yea, I'll go get it," she said while walking away.

She came back with five things of pink stuff, "This should work!"

"Thanks," he said while nodding & walking down back to his dorm.

He opened the door to find Zack pacing around in the room, & a unconscious Septhiroth on the floor. His mouth gaped open & his eyes widen. What did Zack do?

"I-I got i-it," he said while looking down at the sleeping hero.

"Great! Come on, we gotta do this before he wakes up," he said while dragging his body to the bathroom.

Cloud followed as he got the pink hair dye & started opening it up. Zack had a camera for before & after pictures. Cloud was shaking uncontrollably, & he started on Septhiroth's right side while Zack was doing left. After that was done they started on the back, surprisingly they had enough dye. Zack took some pictures while Cloud was laughing uncontrollably. He fell down laughing till Septhiroth's body began to stir, they both stopped moving & breathing. They started pulling Septhy's body out the door, & towards Genesis' room. They knocked on the door, & ran down the hallway faster then a jet. Genesis opened the door to find a pink haired sleeping Septhiroth leaning against the wall. He started laughing hard, & fell down holding his stomach.

"Heheheh, Septhy wake up," he said while shaking the general.

"Ummhhggrr," he moaned while blinking a few times.

He saw Genesis' smiling face, & he shot straight up. He looked around confused, not knowing where he was. Then a strand of pink got in his eye, confused he pulled it down showing his hair was fully pink.

"WHO DID THIS!" he roared.

"Hehe, not me Septhy. I know better, trust me," he laughed.

"GARRRRR!" he said while punching a wall.

That made him laugh harder, as Septhiroth stormed down the hallway towads Tifa's room.

:-)