Steven: *eating cookie cats*
(amethyst is watching tv , and "the amazing world of gumball" is on)
(greg walks in)
greg : guys , you are not gonna believe this , beach citywalk fries is closed
(steven spits out a cookie cat in surprise)
steven : WHAT
Amythest: how did that happen?!
Steven: they can't do that! their fries are good!
greg : i was surprised too , but they had a sign in the window that said "closed forever"
Steven: WHAT? that's it, I'm going to go talk to the boss! *goes off to find the boss*
greg : he wasn't there when i walked up
Steven: where could he be then?
(meanwhile , at fish stew pizza , jenny is sleeping after watching videos of male strippers when a man in attire similar to jason voorhees walks in and impales jenny's face with a machete)
Jenny: AAAHH MY FAAACE *dies from braindamage suddenly when she passes out*
(in another room , kofi is impatiently waiting for jenny)
kofi : that's it , YOUNG LADY (is suddenly impaled with a spear by the same person that killed jenny)
( he dies)
*meanwhile Steven sees the news of murdered people*
steven : guys , are you seeing this
Amethyst: *watch's with other gems* whoa, someone's been murdered
Pearl: what? after that place closed down forever?
Garnet: perhapes that could be the cause of it's forever closing.
Steven: who's doing this?!
(back at fish stew pizza , kiki is looking for something)
kiki : hey jenny , have you seen the fire iron
(the man impales kiki with the still burning fire iron)
Kiki: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH *dies from her injuries*
Sadie: hey connie, have you heard there's been murders?
Connie: yeah.
Sadie: I wonder who's the murderer
(in mayor dewey's office)
mayor dewey : i don't care if they have to put my wife behind bars , get me the damn psycho who's responsible for this mess , what the hell's goin' on here , i mean , this is a small town , man , and small towns are supposed to be safe
buck dewey : i know who it is
mayor dewey : what
buck dewey : i said i know who it is
mayor dewey : who
buck dewey : it's jason voorhees
(10 second pause)
mayor dewey : jason voorhees , you're out of your mind , you've been out in the sun too long , jason voorhees is in cryonic stasis , he's trapped under ice
buck dewey : (stands up firmly) you know that for sure , mayor , were you there , did you see him frozen
mayor dewey : jason voorhees (buck nods) i can't believe this , look , (pulls out an ice cube) this is your "jason voorhees" here (grips the ice cube tightly) this (plants the ice cube in buck's hand) you're on the line here , buck , are you getting that
(mayor dewey exits , buck , enraged , breaks the ice cube by throwing it against the wall)
Buck: I'M TELLING YOU HE DID THIS
(at the big donut)
(lars is listening to heavy metal when the killer comes up from behind him and slits his throat
Lars: AAAHCKK DX
"Jason": *stabs him a few times in the heart and he dies*
*meanwhile Steven finds out lars got killed*
Steven: oh cool, Lars died, HA HA THE JERKS DEAD :3
pearl : STEVEN , how can you say such a thing
Steven: well, he's alway's mean and stuff, picking on me, everyone else, case closed *folds arms* hmph.
(pearl slaps steven upside the head)
Steven: OW! hey!
Amythest: anyway's, less talking mean stuff, more finding out who the killer is.
Garnet: I didn't want to say this, but it could be steven.
Steven: what?! i didn't do it, even though I alway's feel like taking it out on the jerk, but I would never! otherwise I'd be sent to jail!
(meanwhile , sadie is eating a banana when "jason" buries a axe in her head)
*she falls to the floor dead*
(he leaves and then Connie finds her dead)
Connie: AAAAHH connie DX what happened *cries* (runs to find the crystal gems)
(meanwhile , the gems are arguing)
amethyst : ALRIGHT , THAT'S ENOUGH , the more time we spend blaming each other , the less time we have finding the real killer
Connie: *bursts in* GUY'S , someone killed sadie DX *panicked*
Steven: who did it?
Connie: I have no idea :(
garnet : probably whoever's been committing the other killings
Steven: lets go find the killer
*steven goes with connie and the other gems to look for "jason"*
*at Funland Arcade, the gems, Steven, and Connie find the bodies of "jason's" victims as jason walks in and chases the gems Steven and Connie out*
Steven: AAAAH RUUUN
(the gems , steven , and connie run toward the barn , with "jason" in hot pursuit)
*they run and close the door before "jason" could get to them
garnet : just incase we don't make it through this , i just wanna say , i'm sorry for accusing you of being the killer, steven
Steven: it's ok Garnet, anyway's , were safe for now.
("jason" breaks down the door and chases the group upstairs)
Steven: AAAHH
*they run upstairs*
Steven: YOU CAN'T CATCH US, oh and by the way, thanks for killing lars, if you got him. . .
Pearl: STEVEN
("jason" knocks garnet aside and nearly strikes connie with his machete when steven gets in the way and summons his shield , knocking "jason" out the window and , coincidentally , knocking off his mask as he falls on to a bed of spikes)
(the gems , steven , and connie look down and find that the killer wasn't jason voorhees after all , but mr. fryman)
Steven: Mr. Fryman?! but why?! 0_0
Connie: why did you do all this Mr. fryman 0_o
garnet : he did have the means , and he has a motive
steven : a motive
connie : what is it
greg : a few days ago , peedee and ronaldo committed suicide
garnet : it's possible that this is what drove him over the edge
Steven: oh, I see. . . atleast Connie's alive
Connie: yeah, want to go hang at my house
Steven: sure ^ ^
*they leave at sunset*
(meanwhile , at connie's house , connie's mom arrives home and shivers)
mrs. maheswaran : honey , did you leave the AC on
(just then , the real jason voorhees shuts the door behind her and prepares to strike her with a bowie knife)
epilogue :
Chi Chi Chi, Ha Ha Ha
You're with your baby
And you're parked alone
On a summer night
You're deep in love
But you're deeper in the woods
You think you're doin' alright
Did you hear that voice
Did you see that face
Or was it just a dream
This can't be real
That only happens, babe
On the movie screen
Oh, but he's back
He's the man behind the mask
And he's out of control
He's back
The man behind the mask
And he crawled out of his hole
You're swimmin' with your girl
Out on lovers' lake
And the wind blows cold
It chills your bones
But you're still on the make
That's a bad mistake
Ahh, But the moon was full
And you had a chance
To be all alone
But you're not alone
This is your last dance
And your last romance
Yeah, cause he's back
He's the man behind the mask
And he's out of control
He's back
The man behind the mask
And he crawled out of his hole
Chi Chi Chi, Ha Ha Ha
Chi Chi Chi, Ha Ha Ha
Oh, if you see him comin'
Get away if you can
Just keep on runnin'
Run as fast as you can
He's a dangerous, dangerous man
And he's out tonight
And he's watchin' you
And he knows your house
Chi Chi Chi, Ha Ha Ha
No, don't turn out the lights
Yeah, cause he's back
He's the man behind the mask
And he's out of control
He's back
The man behind the mask
And he's after your soul
He's back
He's the man behind the mask
And he's out of control
He's back
The man behind the mask
And he's after your soul
He's back
He's the man behind the mask
And he's out of control
He's back
The man behind the mask
And he's after your soul