Dear, "Detectives"
Ah, look you. With your fancy cases and big brains. Thinking you can outsmart everyone.
It's just precious. The way you think you're so cool. You have the police departments eating
off the floor and the FBI can't touch you. You've solved high profiles in every place at every
time. Families thank you for the solving of the crimes. You get no good, dirty scum of the
streets. Everyone the whole world loves you. Except me. Oh don't get me wrong I admire
all of you. I think you're very smart and I respect you. But that little smirk you all have just
makes me so mad. I make bad decisions when I'm mad. Very bad decisions. As you're about
to find out very soon. Just telling you that it isn't about money, love, or revenge or anything like
that. No, this is about you, and only you. So get ready fellas, cause this time, it's personal.
Sincerely,
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