Declare: I don't own the show , yada yada yada !

Warnings : Slash , Bad words , Slutty!Sam , Pervert!Lucifer and a sexy Demon !


"Come here closer, don't be shy
Cross my heart and hope to die
Keep the secret me and you
and seal it with a kiss"

Britney spears / seal it with a kiss


Loud kissing noise is heard all over the house, Grunts and whimpers are heard everywhere.

Sam pulled the white haired demon closer; He has to distract him from the fact

That there's an angel "carnival" sneaking in, all the angels were here with Dean and bobby. But who cares?!

"You're just too sexy" whispered Eric and pulled Sam's lower lip with his teeth

"You know, we can act polite when we know they're watching (1)" husked Sam

As he lavished the more then attractive demon nick. Eric pressed there body's

Closer together, "Damn, I can't help that I desire him" Sam thought as he eyed

Him with a long lust filled gaze. "I know you want me" said Sam in seducing manner," Then what are you waiting for? "

Eric said smugly, Sam pulled him even tighter kissing him until his lips are raw

And bruised, "And you don't mind the fact that there's five angels and the back room?"

Smirked the dark demon, "Like I would give a fuck" Sam stated flatly as he bulled

Him again into a mind-wrecking breathtaking kiss, and while the kiss is lasting

Sam snuck his hand into the very turned on guy in front of him, taking the main

Item that brought him here in the first place, he told Dean that Eric must be carrying the ring with him

he moved his hand slowly hiding the valuable object in it

The kiss and the touching was on a high level, But Sam had to at least control the last bit of his mind.

And all of the sudden Sam released a loud giggle, which the others in the back room clearly heard.

Sam pulled back and took a long breath and said "You know what, I have deal for you"

Eric Stared at him stunned, he has been trying to persuade Sam to sign over his body to him. An another word he wanted Sam as a "Fuck-Buddy"

"And what might the deal be?" Asked the demon unable to hide the interest in his tone

"I can give you what you want for this night, and I can have this" said Sam lifting the ring from his pocket

Eric stood there thinking for a moment and then he pushed to the wall, pressing even closer to him as he husked out a half choked-Horny "Deal "

Sam crocked an eyebrow and said "How about we seal it with a kiss?"


In the other room

Dean was standing with his eyes as wide as lemons and jaw dropped," Hell who knew that Sam is such a whore?! "

He said to equally shocked angels around him, but in the corner of the room Lucifer was smiling

As he turned to Michael and said smugly "I taught him that in the bedroom last night ! "

Michael mouth opened wide, now he knows from where the loud noise that kept him annoyed last night, "Kinky fuckers! " he exclaimed clearly pissed off

Lucifer smile grew wolfish as he stated " Really , Who cares ? "


My first attempt to write a humor story and to write sexy/funny Sam ! i always wanted how'd it would turn if Sam

was Slutty , i'd Laugh my bottom off if it happens in the show !

(1) - Taken From Britney spears seal it with a kiss