Kyto's Special Writing Place: So uhm, just a little thing I whipped up out of nowhere. Probably doesn't even make sense, though, you never know. Also, my very first one shot. So, Uhm, I hope you like it.

I uploaded this a while ago but deleted it... so here I am uploading it again!


Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail.


''Forget it, Natsu! No one is allowed to use my keys other than me!''

''But please! Come on Lucy!''

''No! I have a contract with my spirits, I can't just let you use them like that.''

''But please! I'll do whatever you want for a week?''

''You think you can bribe me like that?''

''A month?''

''No.''

''A year?''

''No.''

''I'll pay your rent for the next 6 months?''

''Hm... No.''

''Oh come on, Luce!''

''Noway! Haven't you been listening to what I've been saying?''

''No.''

''Well you can't use them. Case closed.''

''We didn't open any cases though. Did you happy?''

''Nope.''

''Ugh, you guys are idiots. Get out of my house!''

''But I like it here.''

''Well go like some other place. I wanna rest.''

''Lushi's getting old, and she hasn't had a boyfriend yet!''

''SHUT UP, CAT!''

''Natchuuuuu! Lushi's being mean to me again!''

''Lucy stop being mean to Happy.''

''Ugh!''

''Yo!''

''Like Natsu wasn't enough.''

''Get out of here, Ice head!''

''This is what I get for trying to help you use her keys?''

''Wha-''

Before Lucy could mutter anything, Gray's lips were on hers. Surprised as she was, shock filled her, not allowing her to move at all. Gray used this chance to Unhook Lucy's keys from her belt and throw them at Natsu.

''Yosha! Open! Gate of the... uhm, cow? Taurus!''

Nothing happened.

''Lushi your key's are broken!''

''That's why she didn't want us to use them! She broke them!''

''Natchu... I think we should leave... Gurei seems to be staying for more than just a distraction.''

''What do you mean?''

''They liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike each otherrrrrrr~''

At that moment, Gray pulled away from the very shocked Lucy with a very flushed face.

''Woo~ so, uhm, Lucy's keys are broken? That's a shame. I'll get going now.''

And he left.

''Ne, Natchu. I think Gurei broke Lucy. She isn't moving and her face is red.''

''She probably has his cooties now.''

''Does this mean Lushi finally has a boyfriend?''

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''GET OUT!''