EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
APPLEJACK
VS
KNUCKLES
BEGIN
[APPLEJACK]
ALRIGHT SUGARCUBE YOU WILL SOON GET OWNED
I CAN BEAT YOU WITH MY HOOVES I WILL BREAK YOUR BONES
AS A COUNTRY PONY I CAN HANDLE MANY THING
I CAN MAKE YOU SMILE FOREVER WITH THE ELEMENT OF HONESTY
YOUR FIST IS A MESS IT LOOKS LIKE A BALL
WHAT IN THE HAY IS YOUR NEXT EPIC FALL
YOU TRUST EGGMAN MANY TIME YOU ALWAYS GET TRICKS
GO BACK TO ANGEL ISLAND AND YOU'LL SEE WHO GET PICK
[KNUCKLES]
OH CAN IT APPLEJACK I'M WAY MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU
LIKE ALL MEN AND EDCINDA YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME TOO
YOU THINK MAKING APPLE ARE GONNA KEEP YOU GOING
I THINK RAINBOW DASH IS BETTER THAN YOU IN RACING
IF YOU WERE SO HONEST WHY DO YOU HAVE TO LIE
LIKE LYING AT THE BARN WITH YOUR COUSIN PINKIE PIE
MY SHOW AND GAMES ARE BETTER THAN YOUR PONY SHOW
I WISH YOU GO DOWN WHEN THE RATING GOES LOW
[APPLEJACK]
OH DON'T THINK YOU'RE SO SPECIAL WITH YOUR ROMANCE TO SEE
SONIA AND ROUGE I WILL PICK THOSE TWO YOU SEE
A KNUCKLES SANDWHICH THAT A LIE I MIGHT ADD
THE KNUCKLES CHAOSTIX THAT GAME IS SO BAD
GUARDING MASTER EMERALD IS WASTING YOUR TIME
YOU WERE DUMBER IN SONIC BOOM THERE IS NOTHING TO COMBINE
THE FIRST APPPEARENCE YOU MAKES MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A VILLAN
I THINK TIKAL IS A BETTER HUNTER THAN YOU EVER BEEN
[KNUCKLES]
OH QUIT IT SLOWPOKE UNLEAST I WENT ON A LOT OF ADVENTURE
APPEAR IN NEXT GEN, ADVANCE, GENERATION, BLACK KNIGHT, AND EVEN RIDERS
YOU BROKE A PINKIE PROMISE WELL WELCOME TO MY WORLD
I MAY BE RED THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A GIRL
YOUR SISTER APPLEBLOOM IS HYPER AND SHE WANT HER CUTIE MARK
ALTHOUGH SHE GOTS HER HUH WELL GO PLAY IN THE PARK
WHEN I TRANSFORM INTO SUPER YOU WILL SOON PRAY AND DIE
I WON AT THIS BATTLE GO CRY ON THE INSIDE
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE
