Dean: *kissing Cas while grinding down on him. Both moaning out softly as they remove their clothes* I need pie
Cas: *kissing his neck, groping his ass* you don't need pie, Dean. You want it *nips his ear as he strokes him before pouting as Dean slapped his hand away*
Dean: the baby wants pie and so do I as well as I want you. So either get us pie or you're dealing with THIS *mentioning his boner* alone
Cas: Dean you're being moody again-
Dean: you're not laying a DAMN finger on me Cas until you get us pie!
Cas: *sighs and growls before getting up, dressed and soon into town with his grace* 'I rather have a sex drive Dean, now' *pouting slightly as he's hard, he wants Dean, yet he's over here without the man, getting flipping pie. PIE!*
*to his surprise the place has no pie nor the next 3 towns either*
Cas: where are the pies?
?: *a coworker* hAvE yOu TrIeD tHe ToWn OvEr
Cas: I came from that way. Does this place have any pies?
?: nO sIr BuT yOu CaN tRy ThE tOwN
Cas: I just said I came from that way *not sure if the man is playing stupid or what* and I asked if this place has any
?: oH nO wE dOn'T bUt-
Cas: I swear if you say "but try the next town" I'll personally send you to the next town now you BETTER have pie
?: ...wHo ArE yOu AgAiN?
Cas: *his eyes twitches as he grabs the man by his collar and slams him again the wall and gets right in his face* you don't understand how ridiculous you sound?! Much less I need that pie so you BETTER start helping me!
?: okay okay, Jesus man can't take a joke? 5 aisle down
Cas: thank you *lets him go and walks to the direction of the pies* 'Dean so help me'
*10 minutes later after buying all the pie there and arriving home*
Dean: *sitting on Cas's lap enjoying a piece of pie* who knew a pissed of angel is a sexy angel
Cas: don't tease me, I'm done dealing with nonsense for today. I just want you
Dean: *smirks* thought you never ask *sets his pie to the side and kisses him*
Cas: *purrs, stroking him* 'mine~'
Dean: have me Cas~ *whispering in his ear*
*and Cas does as that as he flips them over and have his human*
*the end*