Japenese Mascara!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Dagger/Garnet dashed to the Claire's door, within
'Flaring Nostrils Mall'. The door opened slowly, and a small head
poked out about three feet above the floor.
A small child, looking about four years old, looked up at her..
" I see dead people. " Suddenly, he exploded. Dagger/Garnet scratched
her head momentarily, and burst out laughing for no apparent reason.
A matter of seconds later, she stopped, and wondered why she'd even
laughed. And then she realized: She was wrecking the story! There
wasn't SUPPOSED to be a reason! IT WAS ALL POINTLESS! With this in
mind, she stepped inside, and corpses littered the floor. They all
jumped to their feet, and began dancing to Michael Jackson's
'Thriller', and every pedestrian or innocent MJ-hater around fell to
their knees, and died horrible, nasty deaths. Suddenly, a computer
fell from the sky. Somewhere in India, paint dried. A bum found five
dollars under a dumpster. A businessman died of a heart-attack, his
face falling forth and into his cheeri-os. Seconds later, everybody
was frolicking in fields of green, playing tye-dye guitars and
tambourines.. Until the author grew bored, and told the fields of green
to go away. Dagger/Garnet resumed her look about the shop, and found
what she'd been looking for..
Her..
JAPENESE MASCARA! A few wierd Japenese-y looking letter-y symbol-y
thingies dashed about the small bottle, and somewhere in Madagascar, a
bunny turned vicious and ate a few people. Dagger/Garnet was suddenly
frolicking in a pool of toxic waste, applying her new mascara to her
face. She pulled a Kawaii stance, the mascara doing absolutely NOTHING
for her complexion (Or anything else.. ), as Zidaine joined in the
nuclear-pool-frolicking. Suddenly, Zidaine stopped as Dagger/Garnet
landed face-first in the nuclear sheddings. "Why are we doing this? "
He asked. Dagger/Garnet puzzled over this with her puny mind
capabilities. "I hate you, Zidaine! " She said, avoiding any ruining
of the .. wait, there was no plot. Anyway, Zidaine chucked a ball of
Nuclear waste at Dagger/Garnet. "BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! "
screamed Dagger/Garnet, and appeared in Freya's bowl of icecream.
Freya rammed her holy lance up Dagger/Garnet's ass, and her icecream
melted. "OH NO! " shouted Freya in despair, and she fell off her
stool, punding and kicking the poorly-laid cement floor. "That scoop
of icecream.. it was.. the best friend I ever had.. " Dagger/Garnet
pulled another Kawaii stance, flaunting her mascara-covered face at
Freya. The mouse thing looked up, at the pale face of Dagger/Garnet,
and burst out laughing. Dagger/Garnet exploded, pieces of her flying
into Freya's melted icecream. Freya died of unknown causes. Vivi
watched as a piece of Coal turned to diamond.
Paint dried.
An airplane crashed.
Fratley ate some cheese.
Freya rammed her holy lance up a fellow spirit's ass.
Eiko worked on her Zidaine shrine.
Paint dried.
A few pokemon died.
Paint dried some more.
Freya haunted Vivi.
Paint dried again.
Vivi died of heart-attack when Freya's spirit jumped out of his pants.
Paint dried.
Japenese Mascara was sold.
Paint dried.
Toxic sludge was tossed about by some chipmunks.
A plane crashed.
PAINT DRIED.