Hey guys :) I haven't written for S/F in a while, due to computer problems and school starting up for me and...yeah, it's really no excuse. This is just a little Seddie one shot involving Facebook. Enjoy!

Oh, and... Disclaimer - I don't own iCarly!

December 10th, 2010 at 5:17 PM

Sam

hey dork. I'm nervous

Freddie

Don't be, just get it over with :P

Sam

yeah, you try that method...

Freddie

Scared of what everyone's gonna think?

Sam

of course

Freddie

Well, you have to admit...it's been a little hard to hide.

Sam

I kind of wanted to jump your bones last rehearsal

Freddie

Liar.

Sam

not! ugh, can we just keep it a secret?

Freddie

We probably shouldn't. Think of it this way, at least that creepy teenage repairman won't hit on you anymore...

Sam

ew. he already has a beard...

Freddie

I know...I don't like how he stares at you

Sam

your jealousy is showing, Fredly

Freddie

Gotta love the pet names ;)

Sam

shut up. jealous or not, you know...I've only got eyes for you babe

Sam

god that hurt to type

Freddie

I was gonna say...anyways, stop changing the subject. Just do it already! We can do it at the same time, okay?

Sam

fine...

Sam is offline.

December 10th, 2010 at 5:32

Sam Puckett is in a relationship with Freddie Benson.

-Gibby GibsonandMelanie Puckettlike this.

-Carly ShayWhat.

-Missy RobinsonHow much are you paying him, Sam?

-Sam Puckett remind me to remove you from my friends list missy.

-Carly Shay Sam, please check your calendar. It is December tenth, not April first.

Sam

listen, carly...

Carly

Is this a joke?

Sam

actually...no

Carly

Oh my God

Sam

yeah, and you thought it was bad when we kissed, hehehe

Sam

sorry carls, I didn't...that was...not funny

Carly

Yeah

Sam

carly! why are you so mad?

Carly

You could have told me when you two started having feelings for each other... I feel out of the loop

Sam

ew, I hate that word... "feelings." uh, well, like...six months ago?

Sam

but we've been dating for two

Carly

...

Sam

carls?

Carly

Well, you know, I'd say "it's fine," except it's not. But I mean, I'm not gonna stop you two, or whatever... if it's "true love"

Sam

gross. no, it's not, but...I dunno. I think I like him a lot

Carly

Well...good.

Sam

…good?

Carly

At least you aren't beating him up anymore.

Sam

oh, actually, I am. ;)

Carly

…Christ, Sam. Did I need to know that?

Sam

WHAT

Sam

NO

Sam

did you get the impression that freddie and I have already…?

Sam

god, no no no no

Carly

What, SEX?

Sam

DON'T SAY THAT WORD OKAY

Carly

Did the nasty?

Sam

NO

Sam

ugh not even

Sam

we're only 17 carls…and plus, i'm way too nervous to talk to him about that kind of stuff.

Carly

You're nervous?

Carly

AWWW!

Carly

That's adorable.

Sam

-_- don't make me regret telling you, shay.

Carly

Okay, okay. But seriously?

Sam

I'm not even sure I feel comfortable telling YOU about this stuff…

Carly

I'm your best friend. What's said here stays here.

Sam

there's really nothing to discuss…I just don't want to talk about IT with freddie. it's just weird

Carly

Well, just do it!

Sam

WHAT

Sam

NO NOT YET ARE YOU CRAZY?

Carly

I meant talk to him. Do you guys possibly have a date tonight?

Sam

not yet, but

Sam

it could be arranged…

Carly

Arrange it.

Sam

carls

Sam

I'm not going on a date with my boyfriend just to discuss sex with him…

Carly

Point taken…but hey, it's snowing, it's pretty outside, and it'll be your first date as an official couple!

Sam

you make us sound so cheesy, but…fine

Carly

:) Yay! I'll talk to you later.

Carly is offline.

December 10th, 2010 at 5:49

Sam Puckett – Freddie Bensonhey dork, you're taking me out tonight.

-Freddie Benson …Uh. Okay. What time?

-Sam Puckett doesn't matter. just soon. you know, I figured we should have a date to celebrate that we're an "official couple"

-Freddie Benson Carly's words?

-Carly Shay Yep! :D

-Freddie Benson I'll pick you up at 6….babe.

-Sam Puckett get out

December 10th, 2010 at 9:52

Sam Puckett is back from a somewhat nice date with the boyfriend, all covered in snow. yay.

-5 people like this.

-Freddie Benson Sorry I laughed at you when you slipped on that patch of ice…

-Sam Puckett yeah, that wasn't really funny. it hurt :(

-Freddie Benson At least I made up for it with a kiss.

-Sam Puckett well, yeah, that was pretty nice too.

-Freddie Benson:)

Sam Puckett to Freddie Benson December 10th at 10:05

hey, um…sorry for making things awkward tonight with what I brought up…carly's the one that made me think about it, and then I figured that maybe I should talk to you about it, since it's been two months already and we haven't discussed…going all the way…and so um yeah this is becoming a huge run on sentence which I know you hate so I'm just going to end it here, okay I love you bye.

Freddie Benson to Sam Puckett December 10th at 10:14

It's okay, really. It was on my mind too, actually. But, you know, I agree with what you said earlier – when the time comes, the time comes, and hopefully we'll be ready.

…Wait. Did you just say "I love you"?

Sam Puckett to Freddie Benson December 10th at 10:23

what? no. are you kidding me? no. of course not. me? no

sortamaybekindayeah

Freddie Benson to Sam PuckettDecember 10th at 10:30

Oh…well. Sam, I…was not expecting that. I sortamaybekindayeah love you too. :)

Sam Puckett to Freddie Benson December 10th at 10:35

yeah, well. well.

Freddie Benson to Sam Puckett December 10th at 10:38

Goodnight Sam. :)

Sam Puckett to Freddie Benson December 10th at 10:42

night dork. :P

A/N – I hope you liked it! :) Reviews would make me happy.