Hello. This is my first time that I am posting a story on FanFiction, so please give me some good reviews!
P.S It is not completely a Artemis Fowl story.
PP.S I do not own Artemis or anyone in the story except (the person) I, Chris and Tom.
PPP.S Proceed at your own risk!
Prologue
Excerpt from Artemis Fowl's diary, disk 1 (encrypted)
Today I have been plotting the greatest plot to steal a priceless painting from the Ireland Art Museum. The piece of art was marvellous! It was called the "The Fairy Thief". The painting was about a fairy thief stealing candy from a baby. This might be a connection to the fairy People. And no doubt this artist must know something about the fairy People, but ah, Butler was right. It might just be a natural guess. Yesterday I saw three boys about the same age as me lying on the Fowl Manor backyard floor. They told me about their last encounter with this Ramloja. I knew who Ramloja was. He was the world's greatest criminal in the world, no doubt. They told me he committed suicide in a building with a bomb, and all their past adventures. I was, for once, actually surprised from that. They had gone through so many things, even almost gotten blown by a bomb, and is still alive? Marvellous! They'll make good companions. No doubt they are smart, for if they were still alive to this date, they would have been using their intellectual side of their body. So today, I will let them rest a bit while I go to the National Art Museum today to do some picking. I suspect that there's some priceless painting in one of the safe deposit boxes. If I can bring it back here, it would be the greatest stolen art piece in history...