Mayhem Ensures In Leaf Academy

Authoress note(s): This is my first (should really be my second, but said 'first' is still sort of being written) Naruto based FFict; usual disclaimers apply excluding Self-Insertion of myself and Self-Inserts from the Author/Authoress(s) in future chapters to come, created from my or their creative mentality.

Further notes on how to become a Self-Insert and other various Authoress notes will be placed after the chapter, enjoy.

Sidenote: This is not a Ninja Academy, more or less the usual Boarding School Academy. (Yes. Boarding School! Ku-ku-ku)

Pairing(s): Yet to be conceived.

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Chapter 1: First Day
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Static noise erupted from the alarm clock, which rested besides the pillow of the sleeping adolescent girl, instantly scaring her roommate from the opposite side of the room, wide awake. Fear reflected in her pale lavender hued orbs, as a pale hand clutched to her chest as she bolted upright into a sitting position, breathing heavily.

The accursed owner of the alarm clock didn't even wake up; instead the girl mumbled something incomprehensible in her sleep, her words garbled. Her roommate frowned, the words sounded suspiciously like… "Ka…" and "ashi"

Exhaling on a soft sigh, the pale tiny pale girl slid from the warm comfort of her bed and walked the short distance to her sleeping roommate, killing the annoying static of the alarm and as if on cue, her roommate awoke, hazel eyes blinked blearily, as she seated herself into a cross-legged position, one hand had balled up into a fist to rub the sleep from her eyes, the other raked through her messy, dark brown un-kempt hair which had escaped from the usual ponytail, she wore.

Stifling a yawn, the girl smiled tiredly giving a semi-wave to her roommate. "Mornin' Hinata-chan"

Hyuuga Hinata; affectionately called Hinata-chan by all. She is rather quiet secluded and shy. It took approximately a year before she opened up to her roommate. She wears her dark indigo hair in a short boyish fashion, she is often mistaken for a boy because of the way she dresses in baggy loose clothing, her tan jacket two sizes too large for her small petite frame. Hinata often stutters when nervous or when around people she doesn't know. Her roommate finds this aspect really cute and has sworn secretly to protect Hinata at all costs.

She slid a sly glance at the alarm clock that rested on her pillow and sighed dejectedly. Her hazel greenish eyes glared accusingly at the perpetrator as she proceeded to point her finger at the guilty object. "You! Are supposed to wake me up, not… Do I make myself clear?! Not Hinata-chan!"

Even after all this time, Hinata still found it odd that her roommate and close, could she call her close? Friend talked to inanimate objects… She never was quite sure if she was serious or not. Especially when her roommate was cradling the inanimate object such as she was doing now and talked in a low soothing voice, forgiving the solid object with the neon red lights for its crime, of not waking her up from her deep slumber. A soft gentle smile in place, Hinata greeted her roommate. "O-ohayou C.T-chan"

C.T short for Creative Tendencies, at first the shy Hyuuga girl had been puzzled when she met C.T for the first time and yet intrigued by the given name that C.T had introduced herself with to the rest of her classmates so many years ago… and yet the name stuck firmly. Teachers and principal alike even referred to her as C.T her real name a forgotten mystery that eluded all… Even in her file, she had been re-named as C.T.

And just like her name stated C.T was creative, be it either artistically, dramatically or mischievously… She was what a male classmate of theirs, Nara Shikamaru would often refer to as a "Troublesome woman" of course even he would sometimes admire the sheer brilliance of her impish plans. Of course he would never admit it; it was just too troublesome to do so.

"—nata, Hinata-chan?!" there was a pause "Earth to Hinata-chan?!"

Pale eyes blinked back to reality, all too aware that she was being shaken gently by her roommate, a light blush fused across her cheeks. "O-oh…" Hinata stuttered.

C.T smiled brightly in response. "No worries, so as I was previously saying…" The fifteen year old adolescent gently let go of her friend's shoulders and grabbed the dark emerald green bathrobe, which hung hazardously on its hook, which adorned her side of the room. "We should head to the showers; I estimate we have at least an hour before the other girls wake up and decide to use all the hot water…God forbid."

Hinata nodded, rushing to her side of the room to grab the necessary items and her pristine white bathrobe that rested neatly on its hook, quickly the two exited from their dorm room and sneaked down the hallway, so as not to wake the other female population, purely for selfish reasons of their own of course.. Stealth was a necessity when hot-water was involved and a dormitory full of sleeping teenage girls.

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"Coffee! Oh delicious nectar of bitter substance! How I adore thee…" C.T professed in her usual dramatic flair as she half-dragged, half-led Hinata into the dining hall, a large building which stood proudly between the Girls and Boys residence.

C.T immediately unattached herself from Hinata and skipped merrily to the Beverage section, where as Hinata walked towards the opposite of the room, towards the wafting aroma of food. Her stomach grumbled hungrily in response, this was a daily routine, which had developed between the two girls, an almost unspoken agreement.

The pale Hyuuga girl, silently piled her plate with the nourishment that was called breakfast. She then headed towards the far end table, where C.T patiently sat her tanned hands wrapped around her beloved cup of coffee, where Hinata's hot chocolate was also awaiting…

Without further ado, they ate... Well actually C.T drank her divine liquid substance, which was to be her nourishment and stole a few pieces of bacon occasionally, from her shy roommate while Hinata consumed her breakfast… actually devour would be a more proper term, it ceased to amaze how the seemingly fragile girl could demolish her plate in less than 5 minutes, where as it would take C.T around 20 minutes or more, another surprising fact that C.T hadn't lost her hand in the process, although a couple of times in the past, Hinata had stabbed her with her fork, purely accidental… or maybe, not so accidental?

Naturally the two conversed in hushed tones, while the empty dining hall began to fill up with hungry, weary students.

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Hinata stared at the floor; a blush stained her pale cheeks as she concentrated her gaze solely on one spot, her shoes. One foot in front of the other, don't trip, don't trip…left, right, left, right... don—Hinata let out a startled gasp as she felt herself falling, she squeezed her eyes tightly shut, expecting the sudden impact…

It never happened.

Instead she felt a strong arm grip her firmly by the waist; righting her up instantly, hesitantly Hinata peeked from one eye, to meet the cutest boy she had ever had the grace to gaze upon. His azure eyes gazed at her concerned; a lock of blond hair fell over his left eye. "You alright?!"

Boy; real name unknown, Hinata finds herself blushing at this stranger with the bright azure blue eyes, he has a warm smile and has spiky blond hair, oddly her heart is beating rapidly against her chest..

Meekly she nodded.

"You should watch where you're going, ya know? If I hadn't been following you, you might have seriously hurt yourself…" He continued.

He... He was following me? Hinata frowned. "Y-you w-were following M-m M-me?" she stuttered…

The boy frowned, before he sheepishly grinned. "Uh yeah, you dropped this" He then thrust out a small photo towards her. "Your girlfriend's really cute" He continued in a rush.

"G-girlfriend?"

The boy nodded. "Yeah! The girl who's kissing your cheek! In the photo…"

Puzzled Hinata looked at the photo that she had accepted. It was a picture of her Roommate C.T and herself, C.T had her arms wrapped around Hinata and Hinata had a shy smile, blushing profusely at the innocent kiss C.T had bestowed upon her in the spur of the moment.

Of course afterwards, Hinata's face was a very, very, very… did she mention very? Deep tomato like red.

Hinata blushed a deep dark, dark shade of red. H-he thinks I'm a boy... Before she could even open her mouth, too correct his innocent mistake.

"Um, hey I gotta go… but I'll see you and your girlfriend around, tell her I say Hi!" And then he about turned and ran in the other direction.

Hinata was left there standing alone, her pale tiny hands clutching the small photo. "B-but I'm a girl"

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"I'm Kibalicious" (A/N: Props go to juliagulia1017 and her FFict Kibalicious, Go read it now!) the fifteen year old boy smirked proudly, as he ran his fingers through his spiky brunette gelled hair.

Inuzuka Kiba; otherwise known as Kiba, he's loudmouthed, rude, and fiercely competitive and also has an unrequited crush on Hyuuga Hinata… He also likes dogs and often wears baggy hoodies with obscene, vulgar cartoons, clearly displayed. He helps conspires with C.T and her pranks.

C.T raised her brow at this comment. "Rrright." She drawled, rolling her eyes. "That still doesn't give you the right to sit in my seat. So are you going to move, or am I going to have to make you move?" Her eyes glittered dangerously.

"Aw come on! C.T!" He slapped his hands on her desk, his voice pleading. "Lemme sit next to Hinata-chan please! Just this once…" he cajoled, giving her the irresistible puppy-eye look/pout… for who could resist the adorable puppy pout?

"I… Oh, alright fine!" She grumbled in response. She was too kind-hearted for her own good.. Sulking, she strode to the empty desk on the other side of the room, the only other un-occupied desk in the back-row. "Stupid Kibalicious Kiba" she muttered, she shot a glare his way as she collapsed into the seat.

The door opened, instantly the girls in the room squealed. "Sasuke-kun!" they all chorused in union.

Naturally C.T was sulking, so she missed this important aspect, the fan-girlish squeals, the high pitched giggles… the sort of thing, which would make the C.T groan loudly and glare at each offending love-struck girl…

"You're in my seat, move."

Hazel eyes blinked, no longer sulking she looked up, to the see the obsidian eyes glaring down at her.

Uchiha Sasuke; known as Sasuke-teme or referred to scathingly as Demon of a Uchiha by C.T also more universally known as Sasuke-kun, by his rabid fan girls. He is the silent, brooding, bad boy type. Devilishly handsome, often wears black... treats everyone including teachers as if they're beneath him, a cold superior attitude all in all. Not such a well known fact, Sasuke in his earlier days used to help conspire with C.T causing mayhem throughout Leaf Academy, due to his actions in the past they're platonic friendship is no more. She loathes him with a passion and he tolerates said abhorrence with cold indifference.

Contempt laced her words, as she shrugged. "My seat now Demon of an Uchiha" she mocked, refusing to move from her seat, arms crossed against her chest.

His face impassive, anger laced his response. "Move"

"No!"

"Sasuuuuuke-kun! You can sit near me!" Haruno Sakura interjected, loudly.

Haruno Sakura; identified as Sakura, simply referred to as that-pink-haired-bitch or C.T's personal favourite, Forehead girl. Quoted directly from an ex-best friend now turned rival Yamanaka Ino, all for the love of the Demon of a Uchiha. Sakura is an A+ student, but in the name of love more or less acts like a silly girl, with a stupid crush. She is conniving, vicious and incredibly bitchy towards C.T because of the way C.T treats her Sasuke-kun. Both C.T and Sakura are Arians and share the same birthday much to C.T's horror…and disgust. (A/N: Seriously when I found this out, I was beyond mortified..)

Sasuke ignored the bubbly pink haired girl, her smile faltered for being ignored, her green eyes hardened and glared at C.T.

"I'm not moving, Sasuke-teme. So find somewhere else to sit."

"Hn" Sasuke then about turned and faced the boy who sat to the left of his desk. "You. Move. Now." He growled.

The boy nervously gulped and scrambled from his seat.. "O-ok.."

Sasuke coolly slid into the now vacant seat, fully realising that he intended to sit near her, C.T shuddered and hastily stood up.

And then the door opened bringing the arrival of the Iruka-Sensei. Before she even had time too safely escape, her fate was sealed. As her Sensei then spoke to the class in that brisk manner of his "Where you're seated, you shall remain until the end of the year, is that understood!" It wasn't a question, it was a statement.

Mostly everyone groaned in response.

Sasuke smirked, as his sharp gaze caught the sheer look of horror that had etched onto C.T's face, as she sat down once more in his seat.

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Throughout the reminder of class, C.T threw scathing looks towards Kiba. It was his fault after all that she was in this predicament.

"Uh… Hinata? Is she still y'know?" Kiba whispered.

Hinata peeked from around Kiba's hunched form. "Y-yes" she whispered.

"I. Am. So. Dead." Kiba groaned…

Hinata smiled sadly as she nodded, concurring with his prediction.

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Authors note(s): And I'm done. Not much mischief or Mayhem yet sadly. This is mainly done to just pass away time and such.. I need a break, seriously. Aside from that Review, review, review… even if you hated it, tell me, please? Yeah, that's about it.

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