Down in the district, all the Uchiha's were making tools,
to use against, all Orochimaru's fools,
when the prodigy busted in, nearly scared them half to death,
had a katana in his hand, and cheap sake on his breath,
from his mask to boots, he was covered in kunai,
like a scarier version of the mighty Guy,
and he smirked as he said, with blood red eyes,
hello to all, now you're all gonna die.
The night Itachi went crazy,
the night nii san went insane,
realised he'd been getting a raw deal,
something finally must've snapped in his his brain.
Well the district is gone now, he decided to laugh,
everywhere you'll find Uchiha's, in this blood bath,
and he tied up his brother, he held Sasuke hostage,
and he diced up poor Shisui, into pieces of sushi.
He got Fukagu and Mikoto, with his Tsukuyomi,
and he slashed up Setsuna, without mercy,
he did phoenix flower jutsu, and used it on Uruchi,
he stepped on the ashes, and said Madara's gonna be grouchy.
The night went Itachi went crazy,
the night weasel went nuts,
now, ya can hardly walk around Konoha,
without steppin' in Uchiha guts,
There's the anbu and the hokage,
there's a man from suna,
and shuriken zooming round in the sky,
and the kunai are flying, the body counts rising,
and everyone's dying to know, Ooo Itachi why?
My, my, my, my, my, my,
he used to be such a stoic guy.
Akatsuki lair,
now Itachi's doing crime, without earning a single dime,
hey little Sasuke now, don't you cry no more tears,
you'll probably kill him, in about thirty more years.
But now Tekka's in therapy, and Izuna's still nervous,
and the rest all got jobs, in the ninja postal service,
and they say his ex-girlfriend, is making arrangements every night,
with the Director Makino negotiating the, movie rights.
(They talk about)
The night Itachi went crazy,
the night aniki flipped,
broke his back for some sweet dango,
sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped,
Wo, The night Itachi went crazy,
the night nii san went insane,
realised he'd been getting a raw deal,
something finally must've snapped in his his brain.
Wo, something finally must've snapped in his his brain,
Tell ya, something finally must've snapped in his his brain.