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Getting Back at Malfoy

Gred and Forge journal entry number 468

This is only during our third through seventh year or Draco Malfoy's first through fifth. We only did mindless pranks on him. If you are offended by what we did, kiss our arse.

1. Howl like werewolves- Draco is scared of werewolves and the first time he went into the forest we were in there howling to freak him out.

2. Troll attack- Halloween was amazing. After freaking out about the troll we found him before he got to his common room and used sonorous while making the same noises. He wasn't the only one who wet himself.

3. Petrified Heir- As soon as the whole petrified thing started we decided that it would be funny to Petrificus Totalus him and leave him for a teacher to find. Usually it was Snape.

4. Dementors- HE actually had the gall to run into our car and freak out. When he then tried to act like Harry fainting we send him images of Dementors through the Nightmare in a Bottle we've been working on.

5. Wild Hippogriff- After he was attacked by Buckbeak we took great pleasure in creating squawking noises that sounded like the hippogriff.

6. Happy Christmas ferret- For Christmas we sent him a white stuffed ferret that formed into a mini him when someone else touched it. Our sources say he secretly likes it.

7. The Slytherin Squad- When Umbridge created her select group of Slytherin students we decided to slip them some Fever Fudge which gave them all horrible boils. Draco was by far the worse.

8. Sorry Hermione- The last night we were there we told Peeves to slip some love potion into Malfoy's cup so that he loved his most hated enemy. Sadly to say we miscalculated thinking it would be Harry and it was in fact Hermione. Draco actually cornered her at one point and tried to snog her. She hexed him and turned his skin red and gold.

That is it. We tried to wrack our minds of everything we had done to him but this is all we could remember. If you did anything to him though you know what to do and it will go on the third poster saying 'Down With Malfoy'. Thanks All.

AN/ I'm debating if I should do one with Filch. If you have anything to add, like they said, you know what to do. Thanks to everyone who has read these so far.