THE WEASLEY TWINS'S JOKE
It was morning at the Weasley's house.
Harry and Hermione had arived two days ago. Tomorrow was Bill and Fleer's wedding.
Too Harry's surprize, Mrs. Weasley didn't seem to mind too much Fleer's presence. Women were very strange, indeed.
However; Ginny, Hermione, Fred, and George seemed very annoid by it.
Later on that day, Harry could hear Fred and George talking about some sort of prank they could play.
And before going to bed, Harry could hear Ginny shouting in rage about Fleer, and Hermione teaching her new profanities to use.
Even Ron could be heard muttering darkly the next morning when Fleer shouted "Todays the day!" at breakfast.
"Well, we better get going!" Said Mrs. Wealey.
"Everyone take the other's arm." said Mr. Weasley.
They each did so, then, they found themselfs at a church.
They all entered.
All the Weasleys were there, except for Percy.
An hour latter, they all sat down and Fleer went down the ille, a course of frogs were croking "Here comes the Bride".
After the House Elf had had them both say 'I do', he said "You may kiss the bride!"
Bill kissed Fleer.
But then,
CRACK!
12 Deatheaters apeard.
Fred and George fell down laughing at there joke.
"There's no Scremgore here" said one of them.
"Let's go!" said another.
CRACK!
They were gone.
Harry laughed, too. It was a funny joke.
"We just told Arrow to send a letter saying that Scrimgore would be here and he found them and they fell for it!" explained Fred, petting Arrow fondly. He had aparenly taken arrow to the wedding.
CRACK!
A deatheater reapeerd.
"Ooooooh, your sexy!" he said to Fleer.
CRACK!
Another deatheater reapeerd.
"Let's go! Or I'll tell the Dark Lord.", He said.
"I'm coming" said the other.
CRACK!
The first Deatheater was gone.
The other was about to go when his eyes saw Arrow.
CRACK!
He left. But then,
CRACK!
All the deatheaters reapeerd.
They all pointed there wands at Arrow.
"Avarta Kadavra!" they all said together.
12 jets of green light hit Arrow in the chest.
The owl died.
Then, 6 jets of green light hit each of the Weasley twins.
They fell down dead.
Then Fleer died, then Bill, then Mrs. Weasley, then Mr. Weasley, then... Ron.
"No!" cried Harry.
Then, fleer's little sister died, then Hermione.
"No!" Harry cried.
Then all of the members of the frog quire croked, then Charley died, then...
"No!", Cried Harry in disbelief.
Ginny lay on the floor, she was DEAD.
"No!" cried Harry, quickly figuring out D.E.A.D. spelled 'dead'.
They were all dead.
CRACK!
The deatheaters were gone. And Harry was alone.
"Oh," cried Harry. "Who would have known the Weasley Twins would go this far in thier joke. WHO WOULD KNOW?! WHO?!"