I do not bleach nor harry potter! If I did things would get messy! XD I got inspired by the writers of the crossovers of BleachXHP so I'm writing my own to! This is my SECOND time writing this because I never saved…I'm so stupid X{ I did not steal from the other writers of bleachXHP crossover. I got inspired…to make you believe this more, ill dedicate it to them X3 and my friend TEEHEE! And this is my first Bleach and HP Crossover! So please be nice!! :3 Now I need some inspiration...D: This Means Japanese speaking

This means English as normal

This means quote or writings on a letter…

This means Japanese!

Click, click, click! Sounded the window in Ichigo's room. "Mmf…" muttered Ichigo under his pillow

Click, CLICK, CLICK! The animal was eager to get inside and deliver the letter. "Damn…Can't I get any sleep?"

Thought Ichigo, Squeezing his Pillow Harder to his ears. Then a door from his closet swung aside and a

small raven hair colored girl, popped her head out while rubbing her eyes. "Ichigo What's Going on? Stop That Ann-"But she was

interrupted by seeing a…owl? "Ichigo wake up!" said Rukia shocked from Ichigo's closet. Then Ichigo threw the

pillow aside and looked up at Rukia with a grouchy look. "Rukia its way to-" "Ichigo Look!" Rukia pointed at the owl without even taking her eyes off of it.

Ichigo turned his head slowly around like a robot, (that seemed grouchy and pissed off) to face the window and ended up seeing feathers pressed against the Glass. "HOLI SHI-"Ichigo was so startled…he fell.

"damn, The floor. Hurts. Really. Bad." Ichigo Lifted his face from the hard, cold, and wooden floor but only to end up facing it again by Rukia's foot climbing from the closet. "Damn Midget! Geoff of me!"

"hmm.. Weird, You never see an owl in Karakura Town. Maybe it's lost…" Rukia said ignoring Ichigo.

She Then finally jumped from the orange haired teen and placed her knees to Ichigo's bed to slide the window open for the owl. When The owl swiftly flew threw the open window, The owl dropped a Letter that looks like a piece parchment, And landed in the middle of the room.

Ichigo Raised his head quickly before anybody else could come along…That was just too bad though.

A Lion Plushie Jumped from a desk to Ichigo's orange hair. "HAHAA!! I'm back to the wonderful Morning Seeing Nee-san and the-WOAH!" Ichigo raised his head and grabbed Kon from his hair. "Stupid Perv…" Ichigo placed Kon in front of his Foot and kicked it with a mighty force that made him spray tears while bouncing wall to wall.

Ichigo rubbed his head to heal the pain of being annoyed.

The owl was waiting for his reward, but ended up turning it's head all sorts of directions watching Kon bounce around the room.

"Ichigo it's a letter to you and me!" "Seroisly? Are you sure?" Ichigo wasn't having the greatest Feeling about a letter being sent by an owl at 5:00'o clock. "Well, look! There is two of them one for each of us!" Rukia Threw the letter behind her carelessly, to Ichigo to open hers.

Ichigo made a Scowl at the letter. He didn't feel like going through another mission. "Do you think its from the Soul Society?" Rukia Asked curiosly.

"Dunno…But Maybe its some kind of fancy add." "Fool. Do you really think they would send an owl For Advertisement!?" "Hey! There might be a lot of these all over town!! maybe its some kind of new style!" Ichigo was loosing to Rukia...Again.

The owl's patience grew more tense And it hooted loudly for attention.

"BAAH!!! Rukia the owl is still here" Ichigo pointed at the owl, which hooted madly. "Well!!"Rukia said to Ichigo. Ichigo looked at Rukia with Temper hovering his forhead. "WELL?! WELL WHAT?! WHAT AM I SUPPOESD TO DO?!" "HOW SHOULD I KNOW OWLS ARE NEVER SEEN IN TH SOUL SOICETY THAT'S WHY WE HAVE HELL BUTTERLFYS!!" The room was getting filled with anger. Then Ichigo and Rukia glared at the owl.

(A/N: no animals where abused in the making of this Story.)

"Just…Feed it something I guess." Rukia suggested looking around for anything for an owl to eat wich was clearly impossible…For now

"Kon hit his last Wall and landed in the shadow of the owl."

The owl look pleased to think Kon Was a delightful treat. " NOOO!! IM NOT MMMMMFF!!"

Kon's head was swallowed through the birds mouth!

"Oh Hey look Rukia! Problem Solved" Ichigo said haippily

Rukia nodded But then sighed "Were Going to have to get him out of there Eventually, Ichigo"

"Thanks for raining on my parade Rukia…"

"NEEE-SAAAAAAN HOW COULD YOUUU!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

How Did You Like Is so far? More coming soon Next chapter is when they open the letter to find about Hogwarts! And No Ichigo Its not a fast food place…

Sorry if it doesn't sound interesting but yeah! Review and thanks for reading!!!