Welcome to my first fanfiction, The Toonslayer. This is the FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions page)
Question: What's the point of this story?
Answer: Pretty simple. Much like Eric32298's story, The Deaths of Cartoons That Suck, I will make fun of cartoons I hate with a passion. All (or most) of the characters in the stories will die in some terrible way.
Question: That's kinda mean, don't you think?
Answer: As mean as it sounds, I'm still doing the story.
Question: I like (insert name of cartoon you like, but I hate here) and I saw you write a story about it, and I was offended by what you wrote!
Answer: Chill out. I will make a disclaimer on every chapter. It will go like this:
Warning: The following will (or might) contain- Mild language, blood and gore, mild-to-extreme violence, and possible use of drugs and/or beer. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
As well as this little notice:
Do not flame me if you like (name of cartoon I'm going to make fun of). I made this chapter intentionally for folks who hate this certain cartoon. So if you're a fan of this one cartoon, I suggest you don't read it.
Question: Are you ever going to do a "reader's request" thing, like some other fanfics?
Answer: You better believe it! I'll do it occasionally.
Question: Will you kill anime in your story?
Answer: Uh, no. I dislike most anime. That, and the story is called Toonslayer, not Animeslayer. I know anime is considered cartoons, but still. No anime deaths here.
Question: Let's say that you do a reader's request chapter, and you choose me. I dislike/hate/despise/loathe a cartoon you like, and I ask you to do it. Would you?
Answer: No. I'm doing this story for cartoons I dislike. I'm not going to kill cartoons I like. So sadly I'll have to go find another person.
Question: What are some cartoons you won't kill, requested or not?
Answer: The ones I like, of course. Here's my official list:
Cartoons Currently On The Air:
Cartoon Network:
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Camp Lazlo
Billy and Mandy
Ed, Edd n' Eddy
Nick:
SpongeBob Squarepants
Catscratch
Cancelled/Ended Cartoons:
Cartoon Network:
Johnny Bravo
Powerpuff Girls (episodes before the movie)
Cow and Chicken
I Am Weasel
Sheep In The Big City
Whatever Happened to Robot Jones?
Dexter's Lab
Nick:
Invader ZIM
Doug
Hey Arnold!
Ren and Stimpy (Spumco episodes)
Rugrats (pre-Dil and Kimi episodes)
My Life as a Teenage Robot
Fairly OddParents
Jimmy Neutron
Rocko's Modern Life
Angry Beavers
Cartoons not on this list I hate with a passion.
All righty then, that's the FAQ.