Disclaimer: I do not own FullMetal Alchemist. It belongs to Hiromu Arakawa. I'm just messing with her characters for the fun of it.
A/N: This story may make little to no sense. It's complete crack. This dose takes place in the manga verse.
Roy Mustang, walking down a hall at Central Headquarters, was giggling like a madman. Earlier he had come up with the greatest idea ever came up with by man. Now all he had to do was find his victim.
On his way Roy, still giggling, came across Edward. Edward was sitting in the middle of the hall, reading an upside down book written completely in sign language. Edward looks up at the giggling Colonel.
"What do you want?" Edward asks.
"Jiggling monkeys flying over wet peanut butter sandwiches. " Roy answers then runs off down the hall way laughing much too hard.
Edward blinks twice then goes back to his book.
At the end of the hall Roy kicks the door open and inside the room is Havoc, Havoc's Wheelchair, Black Hayate, and Major Armstrong. All were playing poker.
"AH! MY TARGET!" Roy screams, and pulls a filled water balloon out of the fourth dimension, then tosses it at Armstrong. The water balloon busts. Roy laughs so hard his face goes red, then he turns and runs out the door.
"Do you have any threes?"Havoc asked Hayate.
"Woof! Arf!" Hayate replies, which is dog for 'I thought we were playing Poker.
Armstrong, who has gotten over his wetness, flexed his muscles destroying his wet shirt.
"Royal Flush, Armstrong style" he says laying his cards down.
Havoc's Wheelchair accused him of cheating.
It was just another day.