A/N: Just a dorky little one shot I threw together after I watched the first episode (Armed To The Teeth) again. Please, if you don't like femslash (Girl/Girl couples), don't read or flame it. I'm being serious, if you don't like this paring, or the thought of two girls together, there's a pretty little back button within your reach.

Thanks if you are reading though. Much appreciated. And thank you to my wonderful beta, who is fairy-of-fire on DeviantArt. (because she doesn't have FanFiction) Where would I be without you with me on the bus, correcting the words I make up, while I sit in the isle of the bus? I wouldn't be uploading, or uploading something with made up words. xD c:

Anyway, onwards, my fellow INK fans~!

Disclaimer: I'm 15-years-old, and I'm writing about ZeroxTrixie. Do you really think I own this? It belongs to it's respective owners. (:O Really? I would have never guessed xD)

Trixie was dying.

Why, all of a sudden, whenever they had INK meetings, her heart began to race, her palms felt sweaty, and her stomach churned in an unsettling way.

And, whenever her best friend happened to smile her way, butterflies would begin to flutter around in Trixie's stomach, wanting to be let out. She would start to feel dizzy, and unsettled, and Trixie was glad she had the option of sitting in a chair instead of standing, because she would have fallen over in an instant.

With these thoughts in mind, Trixie decided she was dying. But someone had to organize the funeral, and her will. And someone had to know as to help her diagnose it.

That's why she spoke to Newton about it in HQ.

"Newton?" Trixie called, walking over to the computer.

"Yeah, Trix?" He didn't look away from the computer as he was hacking into a few cameras.

"I think I'm dying."

Newton was at her side in an instant, apparently forgetting the hacking, to help his friend, "No! Trixie! What's wrong? What are your symptoms? Can I fix it?" He was hysterical at this point, jumping up and down while flailing.

"It's whenever I talk to Zero, Newton. I get a weird feeling in my stomach, and my heart starts racing and I feel like I accidentally took a piece of your sawdust gum, because my throat becomes unbearably dry," Trixie thought for a moment, "And I get all dizzy when she smiles at me."

Newton stopped flailing, and began to smile, "Trix... You're not dying."

"I am dying." She replied, crossing her arms, "I'm going to be dead, and-"

"You're not," Newton cut in, this time he was grinning, "By my calculations, you're in love."

"In love? Preposterous! I don't fancy anyone." Trixie said, "Newton, if you're not going to tell me what's wrong and if I'm dying or not, and you're going to make this into a joke, then I don't want to hear it." She turned heel, and began to walk out.

"Wait! I wasn't joking around! I'm being serious. You're in love with Zero." Newton tried to pull her back, but, obviously, didn't have much upper body strength.

Trixie frowned, "But- But I can't be! She's my best friend. A-And she's a GIRL!" (A/N: *insert 'You Don't Say' meme face* xD) She exclaimed, irritably stuttering as she tried to come up with some legit points to back up her argument. Girls can't be in love with other girls.

'Besides,' Trixie thought, 'I have my whole life ahead of me, and I don't want it ruined by some childish crush.'

And, she didn't want to marry Zero either! Because that's what happens, right? When you're in love, you have get married. That's what her parents did! They were in love, so they got married.

"Well, that's the only diagnosis I have..." Newton scratched his head thoughtfully, "There are other sicknesses, of course, but your symptoms are far off the actual diagnosis." He mumbled to himself for a bit.

"Newton, whatever you do, don't mention it to Vin or Zero." Trixie said quickly.

"Don't mention what to Vin or Zero?" A familiar voice asked, as Zero opened the door and walked over to the computer where Newton and Trixie were standing.

"N-Nothing, Zero...! Just... Doing some checks on... The cameras..." Newton mumbled his way through a lie. He hated lying. He always felt un-loyal and dishonest to his friends.

"How long have you been there for?" Trixie questioned her, but didn't look at Zero. Instead, she looked at the part of the door next to Zero's head so it looked like she was listening. If she looked at Zero, she knew that she would end up telling her. It was always like that with Zero.

"Long enough to know two of my best friends are lying and being deceitful." Zero replied.

Trixie sighed. Zero didn't sound amused.

"We're not-"

"Tell me what you're talking about." Zero cut into Newton's sentence.

"Zero-"

"Newton, be quiet. Tell me what's wrong, Trix." She looked at Trixie pleadingly.

Trixie continued to stare past her, "It's because... I'm dying," She said. "And Newton's trying to diagnose it."

She would never talk about love with Zero. They never talked about love.

Besides, the white haired girl would never understand or accept Trixie's feelings.

A/N: There you have it. The end. I don't think I need to continue, but should I?

I'll be honest, I am a very energetic ZeroxVin shipper, but I wanted to try something different. I dunno how this is going to work out though... ZeroxTrixie isn't exactly anything you encounter everyday. But like I said, I wanted to do something different. (But my fellow ZeroxVin fans, keep being lovely, while I run off to go revise before my essay tomorrow.)

Until next time, take care and make sure you review. Please. Because I am a review whore. And I'm awesome. Maybe. According to everyone else.

~Kay~