Okay, so this might be a little hard to follow, but I just HAD to write one of these stories. BTW, don't stop reading when I use are instead of our – it's supposed to make the character look stupid.
The Percabeth Revolution: In Which Annabeth Discusses Her Feelings About Percy
"Sooo . . . are you in love with Percy or what?"
Annabeth looked up from her work. She frowned at the figure that had appeared in the doorway. Amanda, a daughter of Aphrodite.
"No," she growled ", I swear if one more person asks me that I will beat them to pulp!" Of course at that moment Clarisse decided to show up and she started tearing up (which means whether she came to ask about the so called 'Percabeth' still remains to the readers interpretation). Annabeth didn't think that she had ever seen Clarisse cry before.
"I am so proud of you!" Clarisse hugged Annabeth ",You finally learned how to threaten people!" Realizing this was obviously not the real Clarisse, but the OOC Clarisse, Annabeth decided to stab her. This made Amanda screech, for she was an OC so she no idea about OOCness.
Annabeth rolled her eyes and decided to leave the Athena cabin and take a walk around camp. Of course, she did not think of the dangers. Those dangers, of course, included being stopped by more valley girl Percabeth lovers. As soon as this came to mine a Mary-Sue appeared in front of her.
"Are you, like, with Percy or, like, what? I mean, like, because if you're not, like, with him, I'm so, like, asking him out. Hes, like, hot!" Wow. Annabeth could not believe her ears. That Mary-Sue had said like six times. Without even responding Annabeth returned to the Athena cabin. She opened her laptop (courtesy of Dedalus) and decided to send an email to everyone at camp (including Chiron and Mr. D).
To: Group: Camp Halfblood ,
From:
Hey fellow campers!
Glad to see you all yet again! Congrats on making it through another year. Any monster issues?
Anyway, the reason I sent this email was because I've been getting many questions about me and Percy. I'm about to clear this up. Percy and I are NOT together no matter what false impressions you've been getting from the seemingly evolution of 'PERCABETH'. (Whoever came up with that is going to die). Percy and I are not together and never will be together. Never have been together. In fact, he would be the last guy I would choose to go out with. He is ugly and none the less stupid.
Thanks,
Annabeth
Annabeth triumphantly hit the send button. She instantly got three replies.
From:
To:
Thank a lot Annabeth. Are friendship is over.
Annabeth rolled her eyes. And he somehow made it into high school. She hit reply.
From:
To:
You spelt our wrong.
Thanks,
Annabeth
She clicked on the next email. It was from Mr. D.
From:
To:
Guilty as charged. But, I can't die. I'm a god.
Annabeth decided to ignore that one. She just couldn't believe that Mr. D thought of Percabeth. Then again, he'd do anything to torture a camper that was probably why. Deciding not to reply to that one, Annabeth clicked on the final email, from Chiron.
From:
To:
Okay Annabeth. BTW, Have you seen Clarisse?
Sincerely,
Chiron
Annabeth sighed. She had a lot of explaining to do.
If you support the Percabeth Revolution, write an anti-Percabeth or anti-Nico/OC fic or whatever, with the words The Percabeth Revolution first and then your title. And then, in your author's notes, copy and paste these instructions. I am a proud supporter of The Percabeth Revolution. You can be, too!