Tinky Winky's warning
"DO NOT INSULT DASTARDLY DIGGINS YOU SHITBAG BOY FROM HELL" bellowed Vincy Wincy to his nephew Hippy snotter. Apparantly, Hippy was insulting Dastardly Diggins at the breakfast table that morning and Vincy Wincy had caught him at it.
"Well maybe if he was more polite then I wouldn't have called him an unpolite orge" sneered Hippy.Vincy Wincy roared and backed him agaisnt the wall.
"Careful there old man, I deafeated an extremely powerful wizard at the end of the year and if your are not careful then I could do the same to you too" he sneered again. Vincy Vincy roared again just as Lesbianpolly entered carrying a tray of chocolate Muffins.
"Realise the boy Vincy Wincy" she ordered, placing the Muffins on the table. Dastardly Diggins ate them all and he was sick all Hippy's shoes.
"Nice one son" said Vincy Wincy,patting his very heavy weight son on the back. Hippy couldn't stand another moment with them so he went to his bedroom. This time Hippy had a proper bedroom, not the bathroom because the Dunglyness discovered that they had a spare room that had never been discovered until Hippy left to go to Bogwarts. When he came home they said he could sleep in there now. It was very small.
When Hippy opened the door to his new bedroom, he saw a teletubbie bouncing on his bed. It was the purple one, Tinky winky.
"Eh-oh" said Tinky Winky happily.Hippy shut the door and couldn't stop staring at the Teletubbie.
"What the fuck?" he muttered. Tinky Winky bounced of the bed and waddled to Hippy.
"Tinky Winky bring warning to Boy, boy must no go back to school. Boy will be in Danger if he go back to school" said Tinky Winky in a childish way.
"Whatever" said Hippy pushing Tinky Winky out of the window. A Bomb fell from the sky and landed on Tinky Winky. When the Dunglyness saw the broken window, they decided to punish Hippy by locking him in his bedroom for the rest of his life.
"You are not going back to school ever again boy, you will be staying in your room until you turn into a pile of bones" sneered Vincy Wincy evily. That Night, Hippy had a very strange dream.
He was in Bogwarts when all of a sudden, the Dunglyness appeared and dragged him back to their house and locked him in a cage. He stood there watching everybody banging on his bars.
"Go away" he muttered in his sleep. A rattling could be heard.
"I said go away, I'm trying to sleep you aresholes" he grumbled angrily. He woke up and looked at the window. He saw a face, a familiar face.Don Sneasley was outside his bedroom window with his brothers Tweedledumb and Tweedledee.
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Well that's the first chapter of my second Hippy snotter story. I'm going to try and make it really funny this time. If you like it so far then leave a review but if you don't then you don't have to leave one. No flames though if there is going to be any reviews of anykind. Anyway, more chapters will be one the way as soon as possible. Hope you enjoy it so far.