Amethysts are Aggressive and Absolutely Awful...According to Agates.
In Actuality, Amethysts are Amusing and Adorable! They are quite Analytical, and Appreciate Attempting new Activities. While these Athletic, Army-like Gems Appear Alarming, they are Actually quite Affectionate, Agreeable, and Appealing!
Amethysts are Awesome.
This one is going to take a while...
(Dusts off thesaurus...)