Disclaimer-I don't own DBZ! Get it through your heads! ARRGGHH!

A/N: Sorry for the bad disclaimer, but I'm PMSing right now.

Summary-Poor Gohan. His class is going on a camping trip…to the 439 Area! Everyone eventually shows up, and Gohan finally gets the chance to destroy Hercule for his lies.

A/N: This idea is taken from a story by Mae: 'A Guide To Wilderness Survival'. She knows that I am using her idea.

Bashing: Hercule, Sharpner

Romance: Gohan/Videl, Goku/Chichi, Vegeta/Bulma, Krillin/18

Survival Camp

"All right, class!" the PE teacher, Mr. Lock, yelled at the class. "We are going to head into the woods RIGHT NOW! PANSIES WILL BE LEFT BEHIND!!!!!"

"Jesus," Gohan muttered. "Would you listen to him?"

"You heard him, nerd," Sharpner said to Gohan. "Pansies will be left behind. Eat my dust!"

Gohan rolled his eyes, muttered something under his breath, and started walking.

Or rather, what was to him as walking.

Gohan was getting really bored really fast. How could these humans stand to just put one foot in front of the other step after step after step? Finally, that hiking got really, really tedious after awhile, so Gohan just reached up, grabbed onto a branch, and yanked himself into a tree. He'd felt the others' energy, and knew that they were pretty far behind.

Unfortunately, he wasn't aware of how much exactly they were behind.

The sun started turning pink, and it was slowly sinking below the horizon. Soon, the stars came out. Still, no one caught up.

"Where are they?" Gohan wondered out loud, picking an apple from a branch. He took a bite into it. "They can't be that far behind." He bit into the juicy apple. This reminded him of his training 10 years ago as a 4-year-old. Boy, that was something he never wanted to does ever again.

The stars were really vibrant that night. They twinkled like diamonds against the night sky. No, moon, of course. Gohan was getting really tired and really bored from waiting.

And that's how the class found him two hours later. Conked out on a tree limb, snoring away in dreamland.

Unfortunately, while he was in the tree, he had let his tail out to relax it. And, he had forgotten to tuck it back in.

So, it was hanging limply over the tree limb, curling up and down with every snore.

And Sharpner, being the natural moron that he is, said, "I wonder what this is." Grabbing the tail, he gave it a good yank.

All around the 439 Mountain Area, Gohan's ear-splitting shriek could be heard.

-_-;;;

Well, you like the first chapter? I'll try not to copy too much from Mae's story, but already, I haven't been copying word for word. For instance, Mae didn't put in anything about tails.