Disclaimer: Just a little something I thought up reading one of my many Gundam Wing fan fics. Featuring Relena forbidding Heero from re-entering the mansion, but we all know he gets back in somehow every time. Be prepared for some OOC behaviour from Relena.
He Always Comes Back.
"GET OUT!" shouted the angry and two month pregnant vice foreign minister as she pushed Heero down the stars of the Peacecraft mansion. "GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!"
"I heard you the first time Relena and why are you being unreasonable?" Heero asked as she stopped pushing him long enough to open the front door.
"You're the unreasonable one you jerk! Now get out!" she shouted again pushing him out the door and locking it.
"So what was the argument about this time?" Trowa asked standing just outside the living room.
"He wouldn't let me wear a mini skirt to the supermarket," she huffed skulking into the kitchen.
"Just a mini skirt this time?" Duo asked raising an eyebrow.
"I could really go for a tub of ice cream if he hadn't eaten the last of it last night!" she all but shouted.
"I keep telling you it was you who ate the last of the ice cream," Heero said standing next to the fridge. "And there are at least sixteen other points of entry in this mansion for me to utilise,"
"I'd still rather blame you!" she yelled hitting him upside the head with a frying pan, knocking him unconscious. "And I can wear a mini skirt if I want you selfish piglet!"
"So are you just going to let him lay there?" Trowa asked standing at a safe distance from any weapon Relena could use.
"No, you two are going to tie him up in chains roll him in a carpet and throw him in a dumpster while I shop for more ice cream," Relena said sweetly dropping a rather heavy pot on Heero's head. "Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to change into a mini skirt before we leave,"
"I am so glad she's no my fiancé," Duo mumbled just loud enough for Trowa to hear.
"I'm shocked to hear myself say this, but I actually agree with you Duo," Trowa replied grabbing Heero by the legs stopping to see Duo with a jar of honey. "What are you planning this time?"
"This is a once in a million chance to have some fun without him arguing," Duo chuckled pouring the honey in Heero's hair. "Now all we need is a bag of manure,"
"Even though he will kill you we he comes around and escapes, we'll buy the manure at the supermarket," Trowa replied momentarily shocking Duo.
Two hours Later.
"I suddenly feel awful for hitting Heero," Relena mumbled through a mouthful of peanut butter sandwich and mustard.
"Then why are you still eating?" Trowa asked keeping any coffee out of her reach.
"I wouldn't worry too much princess, he'll probably take another hour at most to free himself and get out of that dumpster," Duo chuckled, freezing up when the familiar coldness of a gun barrel pressed into the back of his neck.
"Actually it only took me half an hour to free myself Duo," Heero said putting the gun back in the back of his pants. "Relena you and I need to talk,"
"I have nothing to say to you Heero except go take a shower or I'll get someone else to be my bodyguard," she replied finishing off her lunch.
"Fine I'll take a shower but I'm not finished," he said leaving the living room.
"What did you guys do to him?" Relena asked waving a hand over her nose.
"Exactly what you told us to do and added a bag of high quality manure just to spice things up," Duo chuckled, glad Heero was out of earshot.
"Next time add two bags," she added simply, surprising Trowa.
Disclaimer: And that's a rap. I hope you liked my first Gundam Wing fan fic, I certainly enjoyed writing it. Just one question though, does anyone think I'm cruel and vicious? But anyway I'm not sure I'll be leaving this as a one-shot, might depend on what you think. Review before you leave please.