Okay okay, I know that you guys probably hate me for deleting 'Curse you!' but I do hope this story more than makes up for it. I just realized that all those ideas I had for it would do much better if they were grown up. So…yeah…sorry…okay, no I'm not, cause this story is going to be way more funnier. I have so many ideas planned for this….I hope you enjoy it.
Summary: The teens at Shikon Orphanage go through a lot of crazy times, sure. But things get even more out of hand when the Spirit Detectives come in to town, looking for an answer to the strange energy in the town. Then the SD meet the orphans, and find out just how crazy things can get…
Things you should know.
1.This story takes place in Louisiana.
2.Fluffy is also a part of the Spirit Detectives
3.Everyone is around the age of fifteen or sixteen. (Except Koenma or Botan maybe…they're weird like that…)
Pairings:
Inuyasha/Kikyou
Sango/Miroku
Kuwabara/Yukina
Yuusuke/Keiko
Koenma/Botan
You guys vote for the rest.
Kagome/Sesshoumaru
Kagome/Kurama
Kagome/Hiei
Naraku/BryanBryan/Sesshoumaru
Bryan/Hiei
Bryan/Kurama
Sesshoumaru/KaguraAfter the fifth chapter, chances are, I'm gonna stop the votes. So hurry up and vote.
A/N: I was sick with the flu when I first noticed that Oh Shite had first disappeared. I thought it was Fox playin games with me…(Fox is m'pc…I name my stuff and treat them like peoples….one time, my brother insulted my teddy bear, Luna…yeah…I slammed him into the door….; he was alright….but now he's afraid to even look at Luna…) anyway, a couple of people Emailed and messaged me, wanting to know what was up. I'm still sick as a dog, and I thought about waiting until Sunday to repost Oh Shite, but I felt bad for putting it off, so…here.
Oh, be sure to reread chapter two, I've added
a little more to it at the end. The faster reposting is dedicated to
Deathnightsong and Saiyo-kun. Sorry for the inconvenience guys.
The Shikon Orphanage wasn't really an orphanage when you thought about it. It was more like a three story building made of stone. Master Genkai ran the huge building, which used to be a big where house, until she remodeled it. The first story had a huge dinning room, a living room that was about the same size, a kitchen, and a garden out back. The other stories consisted of the rooms everyone slept in, along with the occasional bathroom. (Four bedrooms and two baths on each floor)
There were nine people who lived in the house all together. Kagome and Bryan shared one room, so did Shippou and Souta. Sango and Kikyou shared another, as did Naraku and Miroku. Genkai and Inuyasha had their own bedrooms. Everyone was there for some reason or other.
Kagome and Naraku, who were half siblings, were kicked out of their house one night by their father Onigumo, because they interrupted his beating session on Mrs. Higurashi. Back then, The Shikon Orphanage was just starting out, brand new everything, they were the only ones there, besides Kikyou. It was only a matter of time after that, before Souta, their brother, joined them too. Even though Kagome and Naraku were only half siblings they looked a lot alike. Both had wavy black hair and creepy eyes. Naraku's were red while Kagome's were a sky blue. (They were twelve when it happened)
Kikyou's parents had died in a plane crash. She was mainly the reason Genkai started the orphanage in the first place. She had long dark brown hair and calm light brown eyes, along with pale skin. She was beautiful, in a serene sort of way. She was often the voice of reason when things got out of hand. But more than not, she was the sarcastic one, the one who pretty much pointed out the obvious in a very blunt sort of way. (She was seven when Genkai found her)
Souta and Shippou were the little kids out of the group, and everyone watched out for them. Souta was like a mini replica of Kagome, minus the blue eyes of course. Shippou had red hair he held back by a ribbon, and sparkling green eyes. Both were very mischievous and loved causing trouble. (Both were around five or six)
Sango's family had been murdered by a robber who had snuck in their house. He wasn't suspecting anyone to be home and had been surprised when her father had asked what the hell he thought he was doing. He'd answered by firing off a round of shots, killing everyone, and almost Sango. The bullet was very close to her heart. One centimeter closer and she'd have died. There was a slight scar near her heart, where they'd done the operation to get the bullet out, but other than that, she was fine. Physically, that is. She still had nightmares at night sometimes, when she allowed herself to think about it. Luckily Kikyou was always there to shake her awake. She had dark brown hair and brown eyes. (Thirteen)
Miroku didn't have any memories about his past. He just showed up one day, asking if he could have a room and some food. He'd looked so raggy that they just couldn't say no. He was a lecher and usually unconscious, due to his 'cursed' hand. Luckily, or unluckily, he was very charming, and able to talk himself out of most situations…except when it came to the guys at the orphanage. Having grown immune to his excuses and charming grins, they felt no remorse about pumbling him into the ground. (Thirteen)
Inuyasha was very gruff, rude, especially to Shippou. He used to be rude to Kagome and Bryan, but after getting his ass handed to him on a silver platter, he changed his tune, choosing to pick on helpless kiddies instead. He was very short tempered and went off every time someone asked about his half brother, which he seemed to detest, which Shippou and Souta took advantage of, even though they had no idea who his brother was. (Thirteen)
Bryan was a very special one. Even though she and Kagome were cousins, no one knew what happened to make her an orphan, or even if she was one. However, she was the one who had livened up the place by a long shot. Everyone used to be bitter and cold, even Kagome to some point, and stuck in the dark. No one could blame them either, with their troublesome pasts. It was hard to get them to even smile on some occasions…but then Bryan came. (She came the same year Sango and the others came. Much later in the year though.) She had green eyes and curly black hair that seemed to stick up everywhere.
In less then two weeks, she had pretty much turned everything around. She was very odd, very odd indeed. It was not an unusual sight to see her break out in song and dance at random points through out the day. She had a big mouth and wasn't afraid to use it…which often got her ass in trouble, along with Kagome, or whoever happened to be there at the time. She was very loyal, and wouldn't even give it a second thought to punch someone's lights out, was they to insult one of her friends. (She's only five one and three quarters when it comes to height, btw)
(For anyone who's confused about their age, I just put up there how old they were when it happened. Now, in the present, they are around fifteen)
"G'ome, I'm confused." Bryan said, as she looked down at her schedule, and then at a crudely drawn map of the school. It was their first day of their second year of High School, and already they were having difficulties. Luckily, it was lunch, so they had all of…ten minutes…to figure it out.
"How are you confused?" Sango asked.
"Are you G'ome? No, you are not. You're the crazy lady with the pepper spray""ONE time, I do that ONE time, and it haunts me for the rest of my life. Honestly…" Grumbling, she stormed away, leaving behind an amused Bryan and sweat dropping Kagome.
"Do you have to bring that up every time she tries to help you?" She asked, throwing away her lunch in a trashcan. Her cousin didn't answer, choosing to shove the map under her nose instead. "Am I going sane, or is half of this school built on one side of the road and half of it built on the other?"
Blue eyes rolled as she looked down at the map, only to blink a few seconds later. Bryan was right. …For once.
According to the map, Shikon High was a two story building that had a courtyard in the middle of it for eating. It held all the main classes, while the gym was across the street from the school with a big ass football field behind it. Then, at the end of said field, there was a medium sized one story building which was labeled 'Electives Building' on the map. That was where their next class was. (They had electives)
Kagome sighed. "Alright, let's get moving. We only got eight minutes."
JUST IN CASE ANYONE CARES
SCHEDULES
Bryan and Kagome
Math
Social Studies
Science
PE
Lunch
Home Economics
English
Reading (and spelling)
Sango and Kikyou
Social Studies
Wood Shop
Science
PE
Lunch
Math
Reading
English
Naraku, Miroku and Inuyasha
Wood Shop
Math
Science
PE
Lunch
English
Reading
Social Studies
Home Ec was boring, not to mention very cold. The teacher was convinced she was an Eskimo in a past life, and thus continued to keep the thermostat on freezing. So when the bell rang, and they had a chance to get back into the nice warm sun, everyone shot from the room, heading towards their next class. Kagome and Bryan were the last ones out.
"You know, it's entirely your fault we got kicked out of wood shop." Kagome huffed as they made their way out of the elective building.
"Me? You're the one who decided to juggle the hammers in an attempt to impress that cute guy sitting across from us. Which didn't work." Her cousin answered, only to have her head smacked. Bryan yelped before rubbing her head, shooting a glare at her cousin.
"That's because you tripped me you dope!"
"For that LAST time, I didn't trip you, I was stretching my legs!"
Kagome snickered before shooting off towards their English class, dragging Bryan along behind her. "YEAH WELL YOU'RE LITTLE STETCH PUT THE TEACHER IN A COMA! SO IT'S YOUR FAULT!"
Her cousin didn't answer, too busy concentrating on running. "COME ON! WE'RE GONNA BE LATE!"
…
Five minutes later, the bell rang, and they were only just running off the edge of the football field. They shot the rest of the way, up the stairs to the second story, made a U-turn upon realizing that the class room was on the first story, ran to the end of the hall and into their English class room. Sweat was dripping down their face, their hair was a mess from them tripping several times, and their hearts were pounding heavily and possibly exploding.
"You're late" The teacher snapped, her fake blond hair bobbing behind her as she walked up to them, wanting an excuse.
"Run……stairs….trip……ow……pain…..heart attack….." Bryan gasped out.
"My students used the same excuse last year. It didn't work then, and it's not going to work now." Mrs. McBitch scolded. As she made her way to her desk to write a tardy slip for them, Kagome gasped out, "Ambu….lance…..call……" before collapsing to the ground in exhaustion, joining her cousin in having a heart attack.
A few seconds passed before she'd written out their slips and handed them to them.
"Take this to the Principal's office, have him sign it."
"Where…..that…..." They asked, taking the slip that had their name on it.
McBitch shrugged. "In the same building as the electives."
"WHAT!" Kagome shouted as her cousin keeled over from another heart attack.
"You heard me! Now go! You have five minutes. I'm timing you."
Bryan sat up, a whimper escaping her lips. "B-b-"
"GO!"
They ran out of the classroom, a loud thud sounding out a few seconds later, followed by a "GOD DAMMIT THAT HURT!"
"And I'm writing you up for cursing!" Their teacher shouted, sticking her head of the door.
"Screw you"
"WHAT WAS THAT!"
"Nothing!"
Fifteen minutes later, the two appeared once more. Their appearance was quite something, causing several students to break out in snickers and milky ways.
"You're la—" The teacher began, only to stop as she took in their 'new look'.
Bryan and Kagome had shown up alright. Covered head to toe in mud that is. The only thing that wasn't covered in mud was their eyes. The blob that was Bryan glared at her cousin as McBitch went into hysterics.
"W-W-HAHAHA—WHAT HAPPENED!" The teacher finally gasped out between her fits of laughter.
Her death glare at Kagome only increased as she said, "We fell"
"What do you mean you fell?"
"WE FELL DAMMIT!"That sent the teacher into more laughter. Finally, it subsided, and she could talk without snickering. "Fell or not, you can't stay in my classroom like that."
"And why not? We got our tardy slips signed!" Kagome shouted, showing McBitch a mud covered slip. It broke off, half of it sliding to the floor. She sweat dropped, looking at the now broken tardy slip. "I can fix that"
McBitch shook her head. "I'm sorry, but I'm just gonna have to send you home for the day."
"Grrrr…fine" She snapped, turning around to leave, only to be stopped by her cousin, who was glaring at the teacher. "No. We stay."
Kagome groaned. She knew that to her cousin this was a matter of pride…however…"Bryan….the muds startin to dry…."
"Look you; it's YOUR fault that WE fell. So you don't get a say in this!" She turned to the teacher, who was smirking at them. "Lady, I've done had three heart attacks, one for each time you made us run across that damn football field. So you don't get a say in this either. We're staying. We're gonna sit, and we're gonna learn."
"Aw Bry…""We're gonna learn dammit!" Bryan's glare turned deadly as she snapped at the other students, "You want me to give you a hug! Coz I will!"
I add my author notes while I'm editing my stories on fanficton and I don' member what they were about…so….jaa…