Fandom: Sailor Moon
Characters: Kunzite/Zoisite, Akan
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon and am making no money here.
Theme: Pink
Title: Cute Fluffy Pink Things of Dooom
"This appearsss," this was hissed more than enough to make clear this had better be a hell of a lot different than it appeared to be, "to be pink and fluffy."
"Well," began the youma Akan, "I noticed how much time you seem to spend with your… with Kunzite-sama."
Zoisite smiled, though it was a harsh, possessive smile. Kunzite-sama was his and he wanted everyone to know it (except Queen Beryl).
"So," the youma continued, "I know this may be a bit early, but I'm sure you'll need this eventually. When the world is all concurred and you settle down and the baby gets here."
"Baby…?"
Dead silence.
Avalanche.