Just a quick little piece I wrote to celebrate Easter! Pockykitty gave me the idea! Enjoy!
Easter Town!
Jack Skellington was bored. Deeply so.
"Sally? I'm bored." He whined pathetically. She sighed.
"Me too, Jack. I need something to do besides sowing!"
Jack fingered the remains of his Santa outfit. Though it had ended with him being shot down, he had really enjoyed stealing Christmas. He smiled, remembering the holiday door. Wait- tere had been other doors as well.
"Sally? I think Zero could take us to that place with the doors..."
"Why on Earth would I want to go there?!"
"We need a family vacation."
"We don't have a family. It's just me and you."
"And Zero," Jack said, petting the aforementioned Zero's head.
"That's NOT a family."
"Alright then. We need a NON-family vacation!"
"Dear! That sounds lovely!"
Jack grinned. He was such a pleaser.
"Then let's go!"
AFTER MUCH BORING WALKING:
"Dear, my feet hurt."
"Un-sow them and I'll carry them for you!"
"Um, no thank you dear."
Zero barked, and the somewhat happy couple stopped their discussion of feet, and stared at the doors.
"Zero! Good boy! Now, let's go through that one!" He pointed at a birthday cake door.
Fire! Thought Sally. Concealing her initial fear, she quavered, "I like that one." She pointed at a random door.
"Oh! It's... so... PRETTY!" Jack sqealed, and pulled her over towards it. One look inside, though, told them that this was not a good place for vacation.
"It's... an abomination." They whispered in unison, staring down at the cute pink rabbits. As they backed away in horror, Jack dropped his travel bag of random creepy objects.
"Ah!" He tried to grab it, but even his long arm wasn't fast enough. The bag fell down, landing on the Easter egg assembly line, dissapearing into the machine at the end. They stared in stunned silence for a moment, befor Jack said, "Honey, I really don't think we need a vacation."
"Dear, I couldn't agree more." They ran off at such a furious pace that even Zero had trouble keeping up.
THE ENDE
Post Script: They decided that they liked Halloween Town, and lived happily ever after. But... what about the travel bag? All I can say is, if there is anything gross in your Easter eggs this year, don't blame me.
-Wasabikitty10