This is crack that I came up with on Minecraft.
It was a beautiful night the night that Levi was cleaning his room. He was currently using Mr. Clean products to clean his room.
"I wish Mr. Clean was real." said Levi as he stared longingly out the window. Unbeknownst to him, a shooting star fell through the sky as he wished that.
All of a sudden, a bright light engulfs Levi's room. A tall bald man appears before Levi. It was Mr. Clean.
Mr. Clean was significantly taller than Levi. He was also significantly 'bigger' than Levi.
How did he know this? Well, Mr. Clean had appeared naked. This is because Levi was having some very dirty thoughts about Mr. Clean.
"You've been a dirty boy, Levi." Said Mr. Clean.
Mr. Clean ripped of Levi's clothes and Immediately penetrated him.
Levi cried out in pleasure as Mr. Clean pounded into him as fast as Oxyclean gets rid of stains.
Mr. Clean was reaching his limit and released his load into Levi. His load was Pinesol.
As quickly as he came (lol), he left.